Hey guys! Welcome back to the Lemons! Hope you all had a great weekend!
RECAP: Niall died, we met the first born child of Gen 5, Sylvia’s son Nathaneal. Sarah had twins, Zackary and Sasha, and Link adopted Dixie (and for some reason they don’t get along that well).
Prisha: Be my friend.
Dixie: Those look like dancing hands.
Dixie: It’s hard to trust dancing hands.
I downloaded some default replacement eyes for dogs, and let me tell ya, they look SO MUCH BETTER.
Prisha: You want the ball, girl?
Dixie: I want the ball!
Prisha: Come on! Get the ball!
Dixie: I’m going to get the ball!
Prisha: Stop staring into space and feed that baby!
I think everyone is pretty worn out from the twins.
I’m not sure how many people still follow the sims forums, but there is a lot of talk going on about snow that is going to appear in the sims 4 seasons. Seeing the sims 3 snow makes me realize how bad it looks (in my opinion). There are things I would LOVE to have in my game from TS4 (mostly multi-tasking), but the look of the game is not one of them.
Link: Mom! I got a promotion!
Sylvia: LOOOOSERRRR! Lolz.
This is Percy’s second born! (Percy, Gen 3 spare).
There he is in the background with his third and final child, Dionne. She was a toddler when Eli died.
Sarah: Okay guys! Let’s celebrate the kids birthday’s, like we came for.
Prisha: Actually, everyone came for the presents.
Sarah: Oh well, whatever! Happy birthday Zack!
Zack: *Suffocates*
AWH! Hello you red headed fellow!
His first hissy fit! Cute.
Lincoln, are you okay?
Link: I think these are the only kids we are going to have. I’m just about dead.
Prisha: I hope you didn’t say what I think you just did!
Sarah: Okay Sasha, your turn. Mommy is ready for cake.
Sasha: *UERHGNS*
Prisha: How does my grandchild look so drastically different than me?
I wish the sims blended skin tones. It’s a little frustrating that the children are either one extreme or the other. But that’s sims I guess!
Sasha is so cute!
The twins both inherited their mothers skin and lips. Zack got his father’s eyes and Sasha got her mother’s. It’s hard to tell whose nose right now.
Sarah: Seriously. What are you crying about.
Sarah: That’s better.
A little bug-eyed. Just like her mom. Also, her shirt says “Don’t make me call my aunt” and I must say, this seems very fitting. I would be afraid of Sylvia.
Prisha: Being a grandma is hard.
The family was super over worked. I hired a babysitter to help around the house. Of course, then I realized baby sitters were a waste of money and did nothing helpful.
Don’t jump into the below freezing water.
Dixie: Maybe you should have had someone bathe me.
Oh geez. Crazy pupper.
Prisha: Zack, pay attention.
Zack: Me want food.
Prisha: You just ate.
Zack: Me eat again.
Are you kidding? That’s what you’re wearing to work?
Sarah: If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Sasha: IT NOT FIT!
They are such cute babies! I want more. Why wont they roll wants for more kids?
Link: Try this one.
Sasha: This one is square, not circle. Silly daddy.
Link: MY LITTLE GENIUS :,)
Sarah: You are so cute! Just like mommy!
This would be such a nice picture if Sarah’s face wasn’t getting eaten by the decorative pillow.
Zack: Why you eat that?
Sasha: He mean.
Zack: Me eat him too.
Sasha: Lolz.
Link: GAWD, we are such good parents! High five!
Sarah: Yea!
Sarah: Awh…
Sarah: That wasn’t a sign of our parenting was it?
Link: … Definitely not.
Prisha finally gave Dixie a well-deserved bath. They are good friends.
Prisha: All I get done is bathing things around here.
Prisha: Oh my. I broke him.
Zack: Me legs gone!
Prisha: Please keep your legs.
Sasha: Me keep my legs, momaw!
Prisha: Oh no… now there are four of them.
That’s an interesting place to teach Zack how to walk. Shouldn’t you at least put gloves on him?
Sarah: He’s immune to the cold.
Link: *Brushes hair out of face* I am such a celebrity.
Actually, you’re stuck at level 3. You need more famous friends.
Link: Then find me some famous friends.
LOL! What kind of outfit is that?! Lincoln got promoted to Production Manager… and now he’s forced to wear a ballcap and sunglasses to work?
You know what, it fits him well. I’m not complaining.
Link: *Snores*
Link: Are you taking pictures of me because I’m cute.
Actually, I’m taking pictures of you because you’re still young.
Link: It’s my birthday?
Link: Cool.
You’re not afraid of getting old?
Link: Can I have a cool beard like grandpa?
Hm, I guess so?
Link: I’m not afraid.
Sarah: GO BABE GO!
Sarah: BLOW HARDER, MOM! WHOOOOO!
Sarah: I LOVE PARTIES!
Link: I’m glad my wife wont mind having a middle-aged husband!
Link: Did I just say middle aged?
Don’t be scared now!
Link: I better get that beard.
Link: Still got my natural abs…
Link: That’s not a beard. Just as cool, though.
What can I say, I like facial hair.
It’s Christmas! Or, Gift-Giving Day! Whatever it’s called.
Sylvia: Urgh, I’m old now. Will you get me out of this crop top?
That’s Cassandra Lothario (Goth).
Sarah: Why does it smell like garbage in here.
Sylvia: That’s not a funny joke.
Don’t worry Sylvia, you’re still super beautiful.
Nathaneal is here too! They made a perfect child.
Cassandra: SO FAMOUS! I can’t look.
Nathaneal: That’s pretty weird.
Prisha: Enjoy the party, kid.
Sasha: Huh?
Prisha: Why are you dressed like that?
Link: You don’t like my new outerwear? I thought I looked cool.
Sylvia: You look like a tool.
Meanwhile, the children we’re playing far away from the party.
Sasha: Me don’t want stepped on!
Zack: Sissy’s right!
CUTEST TODDLER’S EVER.
Sarah: Why are you out here girl? Looking for a pond? Silly pup!
Dixie: Why are you guys so weird.
Sasha: PUPPY!
Dixie: You’re the puppy.
Prisha: I don’t know why this darn sink decided to splash me in the face.
Does it have to do with the fact that you broke it?
Prisha: Me? Never!
Toddler’s are crazy. I can’t stress how lucky they were to have Prisha live as long as she has. They would be SCREWED! Seriously.
But the hard work has paid off. They both know all of their skills and have even leveled up with the xylophone and blocks!
You’re working out again?? I’m amazed.
Link: If I’m going to be famous, I need to do exactly what I’m told.
Lincoln has been stuck at level 3 celebrity forever now. I haven’t played with celebrities in FOREVER! I usually opt them out of the system. I’ve even tried to read the wiki to see what I’m doing wrong, and I don’t see anything. I’m guessing it has something to do with the lack of 5 star celebrities in the town, so I’m going to have to add some in.
Uh oh.
Prisha: What? Let it go, I didn’t mean to break the sink.
Not the sink. Sparkles are coming out of your ass.
Prisha: What?
Prisha: Oh shit.
Prisha: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT SUMMONING ME!
Stop being so dramatic.
Prisha: Sorry, I didn’t realize I couldn’t be dramatic on my DEATHBED! Or, death-floor. Death levitation?
Prisha: This had to happen in the kids room? Seriously?
Dixie: They’re oblivious. I wouldn’t be worried.
Prisha: Sarah, the Grim Reaper is coming. You might want to take the kids into the other room.
Dixie: 😦
Sarah: *GASP* MOM!
Sarah: The kids should meet Grim! Maybe one of them will grow up to be as evil as their mother! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Prisha: Jesus you’re so weird.
Dixie: Whose going to bathe and play with me now?
LITERALLY EVERYONE. Link tries to play with you EVERYTIME he see’s you and your grouchy ass BITES him!
Dixie: *Hmph*
Prisha: Oh shit. Damnit Sarah, why couldn’t you lock the door.
Link: Oh my gosh! Which one of my little cuties is making that beautiful music??
Link: GET IT ZACK! YOU GO SON!
Sarah: Get ready for the tears.
Link: *GASP* MOM?? YOU OKAY MOM? DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
Link: I can’t raise my kids without youuuuu!
Link: WAAAHHH!
Prisha: Good grief Lincoln. Everybody dies sometime.
Grim: PRISHA LEMONS!… *coughes* PRISHA LEMONSSSS!
LOL
Ahahahahahaha!
Grim: Are you kidding? I teleported into the wrong room again? Screw it, I’m leaving.
Prisha: Huh. I hope I don’t have to see that grouch in the afterlife.
Prisha: *Disappears into fart cloud*
Link: These poor children.
LOL!
Don’t be so sad Dixie! I can’t take 2 crybabies.
Dixie: WAHHH MY BEST FRIEND IS DEADDDD!
Sarah, you might need to check on Link. I think he flooded the bathroom.
Sarah: *sighs*
Sarah: Did you have another accident?
Link: No.
Sarah: What’s the puddle from?
Link: I don’t know!
Link: Can you say “Computer”?
Sasha: TOOTER!
Link: Mom would be so much better at this 😦
Sarah: Babe, what are you doing?
Link: Counting all of the ways I suck as a father.
Link: I NEED LOVE!
You got your love, now stop pouting so much.
You two are so cute!
Maid: Oh no.
DIXIE! STOP THAT SHIT!
Maid: Wow! It’s Lincoln Lemons! Can I get a picture?
Link: Totally!
Could you imagine if a real celebrity maid took pictures of them in their house shirtless? LOL!
DIXIE! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
Maid: *Pukes*
Maid: Mr. Lemons, you’re cool and all, but I’m not sure I can work for you if your dog is going to be peeing in the house.
Link: BAD DOG! What the heck Dixie?
Link: Clean this up!
Dixie: Huh-
Link: NO BUTTS! You make a mess in this house, you clean it up!
Maid: You never clean up any of your own messes.
Sarah: Stop scolding the dog and come celebrate my birthday.
Birthday’s are only fun when your husband blows a blow horn in your ear.
Dixie: *Pukes in the background*
Link: What is happening with our dog?
She’s acting up.
Link: Whoooo!
Dixie: *Sniffs butt*
Dixie: Smells terrible. Go take a bath.
Sarah: I wish for…
Sarah: Just kidding, not telling!
Sarah: Here comes adulthood!
Link: WAAAAHHH!
Sarah: So?
Dixie: Wait, was she supposed to change?
Sarah: Did it work?
Sarah: Prisha would be able to tell the difference.
Uh… maybe I can see a difference?
Sarah might be the best female aging girl I’ve ever seen.
There ya go! She’s got a more mature look now.
Sarah: Still a child at heart.
Dixie: Can I have some cake? Prisha would have let me have cake.
Sarah: I’m sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sarah: We’re leaving the poor souls with a… babysitter.
I thought I gave Sarah a mature look, but does she look even younger???
Heyyy! It’s a party!
In Lincoln’s desperate attempt to gain celebrity levels, he’s got to dance for 3 hours at their wedding venue.
Sarah: You look pretty famous to me.
Link: Awh babe, you think I’m famous?
I didn’t write down who this sim is, but I think she’s related to Dirk.
Old underwear guy is the masseuse as well as the bartender?
Link: That’s painful babe.
Sarah: Shhhh, I learned from the master.
Link: Well shit.
Sarah: Guess it’s time to get home.
They were too tired to dance, that’s why they got massages. And as soon as they were done… the club closes for the night. He’ll have to finish the opportunity another day.
Sasha: TAKE CARE OF MEEEE!
Zack: AND MEEEE!
Ugh, I hate babysitters.
This game looks so great.
Dixie: It’s because I’m here.
Link: Gonna getcha! I’m gonna getcha!
Dixie: You’re not going to get me!
Link: I am!
What happened to playing outside?
Dixie: I already did. Now it’s time to watch someone else play outside.
Heyyy! Promotion!
Sarah: Kids are awful. I’m ready to quit.
You can! One more job until you finish your LTW!
Sarah: Great. Can I go home and take a nap in the rocker?
Babysitter: Ew, stupid kid got my pants dirty.
Zack: DADDDYYYY:(
Link: ….
Link: I’m going to kick this kids ass.
Zack: Get him daddy!
Oh no! We missed the kids birthdays!
Zack: You better beat him up.
Link: Oh boy, you’re in for it.
Dixie: Hurry up with the kid and feed me. I’m starving.
Link: You suck! You’re the worst babysitter ever!
Babysitter: Not the worst!
Link: You are! You’re fired!
Sasha: HAHAHA! LOSER!
Sasha Lemons- Mooch, Perceptive, Easily-Impressed.
Zackary Lemons- Virtuoso, Absent-Minded, Good.
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and had a great weekend! See you Friday!
Life's Lemons 