Hello friends! Today’s chapter begin’s on a fun note and ends on a super depressing one. Are you excited? Are you ready? Great!
RECAP: Sylvia and Dirk got married! Yay!
Sylvia: Just give me whatever house ya got!
That seems like a bad idea.
Sylvia: It worked for uncle Percy!
Yep what did I tell ya, bad idea.
Dirk: Please fix my wife’s mistakes.
There ya go! That’s much more fitting. Just don’t tell Sylvia that Lucy GilsCarbo lives next door.
Where the hell are you going?
Link: To work!
In your graduation gown?
Link: They hired me because of my degree, why not show it off?
Now that is much more fitting for a director’s assistant.
I can’t even let him go to work alone. Here he is just standing in front of the building.
Link: I’m nervous.
That doesn’t matter! You still have to go!
Link: Fine.
Eli: Here I am, pretending to sail my boat.
Eli: You remember when I had my own boat?
I feel pretty bad right now. I kinda forgot Eli had the sailor trait. The last time he was on a boat was when the family lived in Lucky Palms.
You look so cute in your uniform!
Sarah: I’m supposed to look professional.
You look professional too. Cute and professional.
Eli: If you miss after all this time you’ve spent staring at it, I don’t think we can play together anymore.
Sarah: Hush grandpa, you’re breaking my concentration.
Who eats hot wings with a fork?
Niall: A smart man who doesn’t want sticky fingers.
Eli: I am so cool.
I agree.
It’s such a nice day outside! I love sims summer.
Prisha: We should get a dog.
Maybe we should! We haven’t had any animals in this legacy yet.
Sarah: Ouch, my face!
Sarah: Don’t throw as hard this time!
Eli: Maybe you should just be a better catcher.
I don’t know how they are friends.
Prisha: Have you heard the good news?
I suppose not.
Prisha: Sylvia is pregnant!
Holy cow they moved fast! I was not expecting that.
Niall: I got a lemon one 🙂
YOU CANNIBAL!
I think they had a lot of fun at the park today.
Link began a new novel “The Lonliest Yeti” I can’t help but imagine that it was inspired by his brother-in-law’s hatred of the creatures.
Prisha: Don’t mind me, just watching the weather so we can plan the wedding of my youngest child.
They’re not even engaged yet!
Prisha: Soon enough.
Link: Dad, mom is trying to force me to get married.
Niall: Listen, I’m just the pancake cooker around here. Don’t drag me into it.
Link: *sighs*
Eli: I think I’m getting too old for this.
I would never say such a thing.
These babes have mastered the art of lip smashing.
Sarah: Your mom is down our throats to get married. No, I’m not kidding. That’s all she ever talks about. Link hasn’t even proposed yet!
Sylvia: *on the phone* Well, don’t be surprised if he waits until the day of your wedding to pop the questions.
That was just bad planning on my part.
Link: You don’t look pregnant.
Sylvia: And you don’t look engaged. Looks like were both disappointments.
LOL.
Sarah: Aren’t you a little dressed up to be a dive bar bartender?
Bartender: Aren’t you a little old to have pigtails?
Sarah: Absolutely.
Link: You’re so cute with your pigtails.
Sarah: Don’t worry, they’re not going anywhere.
Link: I can feel you looking at me like that.
Sarah: Like what?
Link: The evil glare.
Sarah: If the police tried to come and get me what would you do?
Link: The police? I would kick them out. Nobody’s touching my girl.
Sarah: Good. Because I might or might not be embezzling at work.
Link: What’s embezzling?
Sarah: … Nothing babe.
Sarah: I am a cowgirl.
Don’t cowgirl’s ride horses?
Sarah: That really wouldn’t make sense now would it?
I guess not.
Strike a pose girl.
It’s not a good date if you don’t go lay down in the parking lot.
Mailman: Why would you lock the door?
I guess the Lemons are too stuck up to let the mailman take a dip in their pool.
Prisha: Come here ya hottie.
Niall: OH!
The oldies still got it. They roll wishes to woohoo every day. No joke.
Why are you so sad?
Link: I just finished my novel, “The Lonliest Yeti”
Why would this make you sad?
Link: It only made 50$. That’s 5$ more than the first book I wrote in elementary school begging dad for a komodo dragon.
LOL!
Sarah chats to her elderly boss in the bathroom.
Sarah: I’m hiding from my family.
Link is chilling outside.
Link: We should do something today.
Link: SARAH! Catch me!
Sarah: Your thought bubble is cutting into my face.
Link: I almost just broke my nose on your crotch!
Sarah: That would have been unfortunate.
Link: Do you remember when you told me you wanted to go to an art museum?
Sarah: Yea, what about it?
Link: We should go.
Sarah: Okay, fine.
Sarah: Are you sure this is a museum? This looks like someones house.
Link: I think its a museum?
Hey! It’s Dirk’s brother, Eliseo! The one I forgot the name of!
Link: Did someone just fill their house with ambiguous sculptures and decide to call it a museum?
I think that’s exactly what happened.
Link: If you just wanted to swing, why didn’t we just go to the park?
Sarah: The park isn’t nearly as interesting as this place.
This cute kid is the spawn of Cassandra Goth and Don Lothario. Hopefully Link and Sarah will make some cute kids soon so I can stop stalking the townie children.
What is happening here? The world will never know…
Just a normal day at the docks. Nothing strange going on here at all.
Sarah: Is that island supposed to be hidden under that fog? Because it is not working.
Link: Maybe we will go there one day.
Sarah: Totally!
Link: You know my parent’s are getting pretty old.
Sarah: Yea, they sure are. I saw your mom naked in the pool yesterday. Talk about scarring.
Link: Oh man, that is totally gross. You didn’t have to tell me about that.
Sarah: Sorry, I had to share my pain!
Link: I’m glad I continually stalked you into the bathroom at University.
Sarah: Me too.
SHE’S SO CUTE!
Sarah: You’re the only thing I’ve ever loved.
Link: Deep babe.
Link: Hold on, I have something for you.
Sarah: A gift?
Link: Yes, it’s great.
Sarah: What is it?
Link: She has no idea.
You’re so sneaky.
Link: You know how lucky I am to have found you.
Sarah: What does this have to do with the gift?
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Link: A lot, trust me.
Link: Shit!
Link: Why do I have butter hands?!
Sarah’s used to this by now. Just smile through it.
Link: Sheesh, okay. I’ve got it.
Sarah: I’m glad babe.
Link: Sarah Parker, you are my favorite sim in the entire world. You are so hard working and fun to be around. I can’t imagine a life without you.
Link: So will you be my wife?
Sarah: HOLY COW THAT IS A BIG DIAMOND!
Link: Heh, yea. My dad helped me buy it.
Link: So is that a yes?
Sarah: Totally.
Sarah: Proposing under a full moon. That was romantic of you.
Link: Sometimes I can be romantic.
Speaking of romantic.
Zombie: I can feel it in the air tonight. Ladies, watch out. This green skinned, brain eating man is coming for ya.
Sarah: Maybe it’s not as romantic as I thought. That old zombie looks ready to pounce.
Never mind, she was too tired to make it.
Back at home, the full moon wasn’t only affecting our cute lovers.
Eli: I am so disturbed. This woman has made it her lifetime goal to eternally torment me.
Prisha: Lolz.
Sarah woke up just to take a nap in the rocking chair before work. That late night has her schedule all goofed up.
Prisha: Nanananana!
Late nights done affect our retirees.
You got promoted! Good job!
Sarah: Then I immediately quit. I think they were pretty confused.
I can imagine. That is one career down, three to go! Sarah rolled a wish to go into Politics, so I sent her over to get the job.
I’m sorry! I used MasterController to force Percy to age up. He has been stuck as a ghost for too long. His brother is an elder and he is still a young adult. His wife is an adult, for crying out loud! It’s about time he began to move on.
Percy: I refuse to grow up.
And that he did. He didn’t immediately stop and age up like I expected him to. I guess it didn’t work.
Finally someone is getting use out of the sitting room!
Link: Damnit grandpa, can’t you do that upstairs?
Eli: Can’t you take a nap in your own room?
Eli: Wow son, what happened to your hair?
Percy: The stupid Overlord made me old.
IT WORKED!
This is Maya, Percy’s second oldest child. Santiago, the dark haired toddler we met a few chapters back, wasn’t home.
Cutie! She looks a lot like her dad, except for her eye shape. That’s definitely her moms.
Eli: Grandchild!
Eli: And this is when my eldest grand kid’s graduated University! You’re going to University, aren’t you?
Maya: I hope so! I’m going to be a doctor!
Eli: That sounds great!
Percy: Look! My hair is back!
Dionne: Grandpa come pick me up!
Little Dionne is adorable. She also looks a lot like her dad. The Lemon genes are strong.
Percy: Wife.
Soo Jin: Husband.
Percy: I’m old now, can you tell?
Soo Jin: You finally got an adult hair cut! I’m proud of you.
Percy: You didn’t like my old hair cut?
Soo Jin: I never said that.
Eli: Why does it smell like ashes in here?
Percy: Well it just sounded like you insinuated it.
Soo Jin: Can we not do this while your father is over?
Maya: Grandpa?
Eli: I know this feeling…
Soo Jin: You’re glowing!
Percy: Stop trying to change the subject.
Soo Jin: Maya, go to your room!
Eli: This is a really weird place to die.
Better here than at the park or something.
Percy: Don’t make jokes while my father is dying!
Eli: Is it better than the park? The kid is going to be scarred for life.
Your older sister watched your dad burn to death and she was fine.
Eli: Kara was a neurotic mess.
She was born that way!
Maya: Grandpa, why are you see-through?
Eli: It’s okay kid, it’s my time.
Actually, your time was at least 2 sim weeks ago. And that’s not including your life as a ghost.
Eli: You’re an asshole. Let me die in peace.
Percy: DAAAAD!
Percy: You haven’t even gotten to hold Dionne yet!
Maya: Grandpa 😦
Grim: ELI LEMONS! Wait. Where the hell are you?
Eli: You appeared in the wrong room, dumbass.
Grim: BLASTS! My undead eyes are failing me!
Grim: Come here!
Eli: You have got to be kidding me. I am not floating my way into there! You come here!
Grim: You Lemon’s are so entitled.
Eli: Let me stay one more day. My grandson is getting married tomorrow.
Grim: HAHAHA! You do not get to choose when you die!
Eli: God you’re a douche.
Niall, you might want to hear this from me.
Niall: Hear what?
Your father’s dead.
Niall: Dad isn’t dead, he went to visit Percy. Don’t be such a dummy.
-_-
These two were also completely oblivious.
So I had to send Prisha to collect his urn.
Prisha: Will you let me in Percy? It’s the middle of the night and I’m ready to go to bed.
He never let her in, but when he opened the door she grabbed the urn from the hallway.
Prisha: Thanks for nothing asshole!
Our Generation 2 heir has finally passed on. He lived a long, awesome life. I’ll be sad to change up this room.
Eli earned 300,000 LTH points, but I will only count 200,000 because of his extra long lifespan. He also mastered 5 skills, had 4 children, completed his LTW, painted a ton of portraits, and was just in general an awesome sim. I will miss him a lot.
I warned you guys this chapter would make you sad. I hope you enjoyed it, none the less. Have a great day and we will see you soon!
Life's Lemons 