Hello my friends and welcome back to another episode chapter of the Lemons!
RECAP: The kids graduated from University with A’s! Other stuff, but… not important stuff.
Oh, that’s wonderful. Just in case you were curious what the Gen 4 couples look like combined.
Prisha: Urgh, they’re home.
Eli: The children who don’t clean up after themselves? Great.
Sylvia: Are you hearing this Lincoln?
Link: *on phone* Huh?
Sylvia: The people in this house are treating us like garbage! Use your heir abilities and kick them out!
Link: I’m unemployed and we have been broke ever since I bought this house. Can I kick out our family, including our parents who both have pensions, and my grandpa who makes 5,000$ with each painting and sculpture? I don’t think so.
Sylvia: Dirk, help me. He said something smart.
Link: *sighs*
Dirk: I am STRONG!
Prisha: Do you sometimes wonder if we’re going to die before we get grandchildren?
Niall: I’m going to live forever. It’s my last magic trick.
Prisha: I don’t mean to pressure you, but we need to get this show on the road. You and Dirk have been dating since you were teenagers.
Sylvia: Mom, I just graduated yesterday, can we hold off on this for a few days at least?
Eli: I got you this gift for graduating.
Link: Me? You got me a gift? After you didn’t show up to our graduation?
Eli: I know. I was feeling really emotional while you were gone. And don’t blame me, we tried to come. The game wouldn’t let us show up.
Eli: But I am proud of you grandson.
Link: Thanks grandpa! It was really hard.
Link: But in the end I made it!
Eli: Have you been carrying that around in your pocket?
Eli is old. It will be his time any day now. I will miss him so.
Eli: I’m not gone yet woman.
Luckily. What would I do without you around.
Don’t you think it will seem a little weird to the neighbors that you are outside in your underwear standing in the rose bushes?
Mailman: Don’t look, DON’T LOOK.
Dirk: I’m sure he’s seen weirder.
Sylvia invited over her best friend Lucy! It’s time to begin wedding planning.
Sylvia: The front door works!
For some reason the front door I had chosen glitched out. No one could go through it. Replacing it fixed the issue.
Did your grandfather’s present move you so much that you decided to take up his favorite hobby?
Link: I’m artistic now, remember?
Oh yea! The kids got traits for graduating. I just kept the ones that automatically pop up. Link got Artistic, Dirk got Genius, Sylvia got… I’m not sure and for some reason didn’t write it down. And I think Sarah got Ambitious. Again, not sure. I’ll have to look next time I’m in game.
That’s a very strange outfit to swim in.
Prisha: I want to see how long it takes me to get so weighed down that I drown.
Prisha: Lol, just kidding.
Prisha: I LOVE SUMMER!
Sarah: I wasn’t going to say anything about your mom’s strange outfit, but what’s up with yours?
Link: Is it not normal to go swimming in cargo pants?
Link: Better?
Sarah: MUCH better.
The girls went swimming while Lincoln chilled by the pool.
Sarah: That guy is definitely going to break his neck.
Don’t worry, he made it. Much to Sarah’s dismay.
Prisha: HAH, got you!
Sarah: That’s not funny.
Sarah: Can’t you see how much makeup I have on? Do you wan’t me to go blind?
Back at home, Dirk is also chilling in the pool. It must just be a pool kind of day.
Prisha: We’re both childish, let’s play together!
Link: Oh, sorry to slide in on you ladies!
Sarah: What.. are you doing.
Sarah: No thanks, I’m not feeling very childish right now.
Prisha: Dang, tough crowd.
Sarah: Is it bad that I don’t like her?
Yes, it’s bad. Prisha has been around way longer than you. That means she’s the favorite. You WILL get along.
Sarah: Okay, I’m sorry about being so grouchy earlier. Lets go get something to eat.
Prisha: Great! To the diner! That we own! Yay, free food!
I wonder if the diner also has a private basement area because there is no one eating in there.
How was it?
Link: Sub par, as usual.
No, I meant between your mom and Sarah.
Link: It’s going to take a little more time. I think Sarah is still upset about the splashing. She’ll forget about it by tomorrow.
Prisha: I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who didn’t like me.
Sylvia: Am I the best masseuse you’ve ever met?
Dirk: The most painful for sure.
Sylvia: Don’t complain, it’s our wedding tomorrow.
Dirk: Don’t break my back before the big day.
I can’t get over how pretty this kitchen is! I’m so happy with how this house turned out.
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Sarah: Bathtub jewelry is in style right now, okay?
Sure.
I put a shelf into Eli’s work room to show off his inventions. Pretty cool if you ask me.
Sarah: Yea, I know it’s my first day, but my sister-in-law is getting married today.
Link: We got married?
Shhhh!
Sarah: I’m sorry that you fired someone when you hired me! I’ll be in tomorrow and I will do twice the work! Okay thanks.
Link: We’re not married right?
Sarah: No, I just said that so I could get out of going. If we were married, everyone would know about it.
Link: I hope at least I would know about it.
Sylvia: Picture perfect for my big day!
WOWZA!
Now you’re picture perfect! Sylvia’s the prettiest bride we have had in this legacy to date! And Prisha was BEAUTIFUL!
Link: Should I be getting ready or..
Sylvia: *sighs*
Dirk: Wow, you look hot.
Sylvia: Thanks. Why aren’t you dressed up yet?
Dirk: I had to rush out to see you.
Link: Wow, you guys are really cute! Don’t mind me!
Dirk: Your brother is-
Sylvia: Dumb, ridiculous, annoying? All of the above? I’ve noticed.
Sylvia: I can’t even be grouchy today.
Dirk: Well babe, since we’re getting married today, I think I should ask you something.
Dirk: Will you marry me?
Sylvia: We weren’t engaged?
Sylvia: I suppose I will.
Link: Wow, proposing on the wedding day? You’re really slacking.
Dirk: Bring it in babe!
Sylvia: Hold on, I’m staring at this huge diamond on my finger.
Dirk: Who are you calling?
Sylvia: The wedding venue and guests!
Dirk: I’m not even going to question.
Sylvia: It’s so perfect! I love it!
Sylvia: Wait. You might want to move the yeti. You know how Dirk feels about yetis.
Nah, I’m going to leave it. It makes me giggle.
Eli: *Sneezes* Is it my turn yet?
Eli: Same pose, but it’s cuter because I’m in it.
Prisha: Screw off Eli.
A little warm up dance before the crowd shows up?
Sylvia: Are you nervous? Because I’m nervous.
Here’s the guest list! Dirk’s younger brother Nickolas! He has another teen aged brother, but I forgot to take a picture of him and I can’t remember his name! Oops!
Betty Lopez! Lincoln’s first girlfriend! I had to add some drama.
Darren Dreamer! Dirk’s father!
Darren: I can’t believe this is the family my son married into.
Prisha: DERP DERP!
Soo Jin Lemons, Percy’s wife!
And Darleen Dreamer, Dirk’s mother!
Lucy GilsCarbo!
Percy and Angela Broke!
Also among the list were Goopy GilsCarbo, Beau Broke, and of course, the unnamed brother of Dirk!
Dirk: I feel like something bad is about to happen.
How bad?
Dirk: Bad bad.
Great.
Nickolas: Listen lady, whatever you’re about to do, don’t do it. It’s my brother’s wedding day!
Lucy: Shut up you brat.
Dirk: *GASP* You did not just say that.
Lucy: Listen you! I’m here to ruin your wedding day because you’re cheating on me! You’ve been cheating on me all this time!
Dirk: Are you insane? What are you talking about?
Lucy: You know what I’m talking about!
Dirk: I don’t. And why are you smiling so creepily?
Lucy: You and my SUPPOSED best friend went behind my back and started dating!
Dirk: You mean when we were teens? We flirted like, ONCE! You must be insane.
Sylvia?
Sylvia: What is happening?
I have no idea. Dirk has done nothing, or Sylvia would also be mad at him right now. Lucy must really be crazy if she thinks the little flirt they had BEFORE he and Sylvia started dating means she somehow has ownership over him??
Lucy: You led me on! And then you have the audacity to get MARRIED to her?
Angela: I think this woman might actually be crazy.
Lucy: Well I’m putting my foot down!
Dirk: Woa woa woa, how about you just go home-
Sylvia: Oh hell no.
Sylvia: Move over so I can kick this girl’s ass.
Sylvia: YOU! You little bitch! You’re supposed to be my BEST FRIEND!
Lucy: Some friend you are, stealing my man!
Sylvia: That was YEARS AGO! We are adults now. How long have you been waiting to ruin my wedding? Do you hate me or something?
Lucy: Yes I hate you! You took Dirk from me! I loved him!
Sylvia: I’m going to pound your face into the ground.
Even more drama is happening in the background, when Beau began dancing with Betty instead of his wife Angela.
Angela: Huh.
Angela: Great. This wedding is great.
Sylvia: Blah blah blah, all I hear is a lunatic.
Betty: I can never keep a man locked down.
Sylvia: Oh you did NOT just roll your eyes at me.
Niall: Somehow I knew this is how this day would go.
LOL! The fist clench!
Sylvia: I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR HAIRS OUT ONE BY ONE!
Sarah: Finally something interesting happens!
Sarah: Looks like I’m going to be the new best friend.
Looks painful.
Sylvia: Now get out of here before I set you on fire!
Dirk’s other brother that I can’t remember the name of: WOA DUDE SHE’S STRONG!
Dirk: Yay! My fiancee is a badass!
Dirk: You ready to get married now?
Sylvia: I think so.
Prisha: I CAN’T SIT DOWN!
Link: Mom, I don’t think you’re supposed to be yelling.
Sylvia: I’m gonna cut the cake now!
Dirk: She’s so cute.
Sarah: Oh, I’ve been waiting for this.
Sarah: Betty.
Betty: I’m sorry, what’s your name?
Sarah: None of your damn business you nasty hoe!
Sarah: I know what you do at the movie theater on Thursday nights!
Betty: No you don’t!
Sarah: I do! And I know that you’re a big fat loser that is no where worthy of my awesome and super hot boyfriend!
Sarah: That’s right Betty, you suck!
Sarah: And that’s what you get for hurting my man.
She’s mean. Some would say EVIL.
What a sweet ending to a beautiful wedding.
Sarah: Any good party has at least one fight.
Sylvia: This is a way to end my reign over this house.
Dirk: What do you mean?
Sylvia: Well, since I’m a young adult now, we’re probably going to get kicked out soon.
Dirk: Maybe I should have married Link.
Link: That’s not a funny joke.
Link: Well Sarah.
Sarah: Yea babe?
Link: Everyone else is dancing. You think we should join them?
Niall: FUUU-
Prisha: SORRY HONEY!
Prisha: I’m really sorry! We never got to dance at our wedding! I’ve never practiced!
Prisha: Are you okay? Do we need to ice it?
Niall: Oh, I’ll be fine.
Link: You’re pretty.
Sarah: You too!
Sarah: Pretty like a princess.
Link: Awh, you’re so sweet.
And there we will end the wedding chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed it! There was a lot of picture spam, but hopefully the drama made up for it! If you have any name suggestions for Link and Sarah’s kids, let me know down below! We are not far off from seeing the cute little faces of Generation 5! Thanks for reading and I’ll talk to you guys soon!
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