Well hello there!
Last time we left off, Niall reached the top of his career and then immediately retired, and the kids left for University!
Link: That was the worst introduction ever!
Well maybe if you did more interesting things then the overview would be cooler!
Link: Oh I’ll show you. Hi lady, wanna be my girlfriend?
Asala: Excuse me?
He’s going to hit it off with all the women.
Sylvia: Urgh, you’re kidding. Lazy just like my brother.
Sylvia: Don’t you understand how important it is to be athletic? Do you know how much fun you’re missing out on by sitting on your ass all day?
Tiffany: I’m sorry?
Sylvia: We can never be friends.
You’re being a little dramatic right now honey. Might need to tone it down a little bit before you’re known as the university hard-ass.
Sylvia: I’ve got big plans for college. I’m going to be the dare queen.
Mhm, okay. Can I dare you to be your brother’s wingman? He’s flailing over there.
Link: So, uh, yea! The dorm looks… nice.
Asala: Kinda boring if you ask me.
Link: Boring! That’s what I meant.
Guy: My spidey senses tell me something awkward is happening over here.
You would be correct.
WHO IS THAT.
BAM. YOU’RE WELCOME HONEY. LINK, COME OVER HERE AND TALK TO THIS WOMAN.
Sarah: Whose Link?
Link: Hi pretty girl.
Sarah: My name’s Sarah.
Link: Hi Sarah.
Sarah has a weird face, but I like it.
Link: So where ya from?
Sarah: I went to military school if that answers your question.
Link: Nope, but cool!
Sylvia wtf are you doing back there.
Sylvia: My dare, duh!
Uh oh GIRL. You got a Sarah Jessica Parker vibe going on.
Dirk: What is this contraption?
It’s called a vending machine!
Dirk: Vending machine… fascinating.
Sylvia: Screw you vending machine, where’s my free candy!
Link: It’s so shiny!
Dirk: Sylvia, you probably shouldn’t-
Sylvia: *OOF*
Dirk: It could be dangerous, you probably shouldn’t hit it-
Link: And she says I am the dumb one.
Sylvia: Hey!
Sylvia: What did I tell ya?
Link: You have got to be kidding me.
They’re so cute!
What is this, air kissing?
Sylvia: Why don’t you pay more attention to the heir and less on me?
I pay more attention to whoever is doing something interesting, and right now you’re more interesting.
This is the frat house. Sylvia was already invited to a party.
Sylvia: Your outfit is pretty clownish, you want the Overlord to give you a makeover?
Guy: What?
Don’t offer my services, I’m not giving this random guy a makeover.
Sylvia: Have you ever cooked a meal before? You look rich, are you rich?
Jesus Sylvia, you’re going to get beat up.
Sylvia: It’s just a question.
Oh MAN! Wait, is that a girl?
Jeffery: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTTING ICE CREAM IN THE DRYER AGAIN!
Sarah: OW, my ass!
Link: Wow JEFFERY, beating up girls now? Tough act.
But she put ice cream into their dryer-
Link: You can’t hit WOMEN! 
Link: *Vein breaks on forehead*
Sarah Jessica Parker: That was CRAZY!
Link: Yea, I’m never doing that again. If you need someone to lift you, find Dirk. He’s fit.
Where is Dirk?
What the hell are you doing? What are you WEARING?
That was your athletic wear? Get upstairs!
Dirk: I’m spreading my knowledge!
No one is listening to your dumb ass.
Link: BOO JEFFERY! BOOO!
Sarah: I want to talk to you but this lamp is blocking my path!
Link: Are you okay? Looked like you got your ass beat.
Sarah: LOL, yea. I’m fine. It was worth it.
Link: So you did put ice cream into their dryer? Why?
Sarah: Because I love seeing them angry. It gets me going.
Link: That’s creepy.
Dirk: I came upstairs, and nothing is happening.
Sylvia: NAKED WOMAN COMING THROUGH! WHOOOOO!
Asala: Now that is the college experience.
Sylvia: What are you looking at buddy?
Sylvia: WHOOOOOO!
Guy: Wtf?
Sylvia’s not the only streaker at this party.
Tiffany: What? You only live once.
Link: Alright girl, are you ready to see these skills?
Sarah: I think I’m ready.
The face of concentration.
….
Link: Okay, so I missed. Let’s see if you can do better.
Sarah: Why are you always talking to yourself? Are you insane? Because we will make a great team if so. You, crazy, me, evil.
Sarah: Well shit.
Your team isn’t so great at playing beer pong.
Sylvia: I’m starving and ready to go home, but there’s something we need to do first?
Dirk: Can we get pizza?
Sylvia: After we woohoo in some random frat guys bedroom.
Dirk: Well come on the gurl!
So they did the dirty deed and…
Immediately got kicked out.
Dirk: This is ridiculous! I thought this was a frat house! I thought this was COLLEGE.
Sylvia: Whatever, the dare has been done. Let’s go home and eat.
Dirk: A dare? We did the dirty in someone else’s bed because someone dared you?
Tiffany: Someone say dramaaa.
I’ll say ‘Tiffany go to bed its 2 AM on a Tuesday.’
I hope you’re not going to school like that.
Dirk: Don’t boss me around.
Link: Are you bored or something? Stop watching me pee.
Sorry, sorry.
Dirk: Someone’s going to call the cops on you.
Sylvia: I dare them. I bet I can run faster than any donut-eating chub of a police officer in this town.
Dirk: We’ve been here for a few days, can we go home now?
LOL, no. Eat your cheese Danish and shut up.
Dirk: School SUCKS. Lincoln, use your heir powers to make the Overlord send us home.
Link: I have heir powers?
The only power you have is the power to do as your told, have babies, and fulfill you LTW. And you know what will make those things easier?
Link: What? 😦
Finishing university, getting your degree, and making Sarah your wife. So let’s get to it!
Dirk: Urghhhhh.
Dirk: Let’s just skip class and play Frisbee for the rest of the school year!
Sylvia: Did you see that? God, I am going to be the best spy that anyone has ever seen before EVER.
I’ve never met a good spy who couldn’t catch a Frisbee under their leg.
Sylvia: Have you seen Link around?
Dirk: Nope.
I knew. He was home ordering pizza.
And the pizza delivery chick was so freaking cute! Diana DaSim, you need to meet my heir!
Link: Don’t you know I have my eyes set on someone else?
Sarah?
Link: No you dummy, this pizza.
Oh yea, I gave Lincoln glasses. Maybe it’s a phase, maybe it’s for life. Whose to tell?
Link: It’s definitely a phase.
He’s not wrong. In the next chapter or so I take the glasses off. But it’s college, you’re allowed to change your looks up a few times.
Okay, there’s no reason to throw this picture in here except for the fact that it’s hilarious.
Link: I really don’t understand why there are so many women in underwear around here.
Link: But you know what, I ain’t gonna question it.
Have you already turned to drinking? You’re not even experiencing the life of a shitty director yet.
Dirk: Alright, time to party.
Maybe you should build the bonfire a little higher first?
Dirk: I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone so picky in my life.
Dirk: Yea dad, it’s good. Yea- wait I’ve gotta go. Sylvia’s dumb ass brother is playing in the fire. Lincoln, stop that.
Link: Hehehe
The party has started! Already someone has gotten their leg stuck in the house.
HEY! It’s the pizza girl, Diana!
Dirk: I’m- fine!
Yea, that totally looks fine.
Dirk: TADA!
Holy guacamole, I’ve never seen a sim survive the bull before.
Dirk: I am the coolest!
Dirk: I love Professor Jen- Hey! What the hell Lincoln?
Link: Just warming my hands up a little bit!
Dirk: I’m throwing a party here, don’t go about ruining it by feeling up some random lady Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker: Heh, my butt is pretty hot!
Oh no Diana, you’ve rubbed the entire dorm the wrong way. Seriously, they’re all coming to give you the finger wag.
Asala: Bad girl! The party is happening outside, not on the computer!
Asala: Your turn.
Link: Bad bad!
Tiffany: Uh, yea! Shame on you! Right guy we don’t know the name of?
Sarah Jessica Parker: We all agree you suck!
You guys freaked the poor girl out!
Diana: I’m sorry, I just hate being outside.
Link: You hate being outside??
Diana: You like being outside?
Both: Disgusting!
So much for Lincoln having options.
Hey, here’s a cute girl! Come talk to her!
Sylvia: I smell trouble.
Link: URGH, a technophobe?
Gabby: Go ahead and melt your brain away with screens! But that’s a no thanks from me!
Link: You sound just like my GRANDPA.
Sylvia: I told you it was a bad idea.
Gabby: Well your grandpa sounds like a very intelligent man.
Link: Well, he is!
Dirk: You ready?
Link: I think so?
Link: Oh shit, oh shit!
Link: Oh nuts.
Link: This is why I don’t play stupid athletic people games.
And here is one of Lincoln’s sketches on display. Shows his artistic talent…
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I had plans to move the kids into a CC dorm, but I kinda forgot to add it beforehand. Maybe they will move into it their next term, or I might move them into a house. What do you guys think?
Enjoy your weekend and play a lot of sims!
Life's Lemons 