We did it! We made it to another Generation! I really can’t explain how much fun I have playing the Lemons and writing this blog. Thank you guys so much for sticking around and reading these chapters.
Last chapter, we met Percy’s first-born Santiago, Sylvia had her birthday, Niall reached level 9 of the magician career, and our heir Lincoln had his birthday.
Link: This isn’t what I looked like last time!
Nope, makeover!
Link: Cool! And I got cake!
Oh that shirt has some major clipping. Dangit. I liked it so much!
Eli: What in the HELL did you do to your lip?
Link: It’s cool grandpa! Look it up.
Such angry eyebrows! Come on boys, it’s not that big of a deal.
Link: I know you’re mad, but look! I got accepted into college!
Eli: What is that…
Eli: You’re going to college?
Link: Yah!
Awh, I think that fixed it.
Sylvia is working out, as usual.
Meanwhile, Lincoln is ordering pizza. We know who’s going to gain the freshman 15.
Link: I am naturally skinny, thank you very much.
That only goes so far bud.
Are you going to get that?
Link: Get what?
Prisha: Who the hell ordered pizza?
Did you just make your elderly mother get up to pay for the pizza you ordered?
Link: If you procrastinate enough, someone else will pick up the slack.
That is a horrible plan.
Niall: BAM!
Niall: How to seduce the ladies 101.
Link: HAH, the ladies! Mom was literally made for you!
Niall: Have you ever met your mother? That means nothing.
That’s true. If Prisha didn’t like Niall, it wouldn’t have mattered if she was made for him or not.
Link: How exactly do you do that?
Niall: Magic, duh.
Prisha: You have to line it up perfectly…
Link: Okay mom you have been lining it up for 30 minutes now. Time to throw it.
Prisha: Per-
Prisha: What? How did it miss by that much?
Link: Guess you didn’t line it up perfectly.
Prisha: Shut the hell up. I missed because you were rushing me.
Link: Maybe? But I doubt it.
Link: Don’t be mad mom! I’m going to be a director one day! WHOOO!
Prisha: Oh sheesh.
Prisha: i’M gOiNg tO bE a dIrEcToR oNe dAy!
Eli: Who are we making fun of?
Link: EVERYONE SHUT UP SO I CAN LINE THIS UP PERFECTLY!
Sylvia: What did I miss?
Eli: I don’t know, I’m tired time to go home bye!
Noooo, stop right there Mr! It’s not time to go home yet! We have a family gathering to attend!
Sylvia: I’ll kill myself if it’s already time for another birthday.
IT’S BETTER THAN A BIRTHDAY!
IT’S YOUR DAD’S FIRST BIG VENUE GIG!
Niall: And attendance is mandatory!
LOL!
Prisha: Something bad is happening, isn’t it?
Just don’t turn around.
Eli: *Sighs*
Niall: I’m okay!
Sylvia: I think it’s a little unfair that dad can miss every single birthday, but I am FORCED to attend something important to him.
Link: Uh, yea! What she said!
Prisha: Shut up you two.
Niall: Are you ready for the Box of Mystery?
Eli: Probably not.
Niall: Go on dad, it’s totally safe!
Eli: That’s what the guy at the cake shop told your grandfather, and guess who burned to death?
Niall: A freak accident! Totally different than my show! Now, be prepared to be amazed, as I make my father disappear!
Niall: BAM! I guess that’s his catch phrase.
Link: NOOOO GRANDPA!
Niall: And REAPPEAR!
Crowd: *GASP*
Eli: Oh Jesus, I almost had a heart attack.
Eli: Don’t worry family.
You mean Lincoln?
Eli: I’m sure they were all worried about my safety.
Prisha: We definitely weren’t!
Niall: Okay dad hurry up and get off my stage! Jesus!
Pap: Gotta get a good picture of the Lemons…
Pap: OMG are you looking at me? Will I be in a chapter??
Niall: If you put him in a chapter, I resign from heir.
Too late Niall, you’re not heir anymore!
Niall: MY LIFE SUCKS!
Niall: JUST KIDDING I’M AWESOME!
YAY PROMOTION! With that, Niall is a level 10 magician!
Niall: And Niall the… what is my stage name?
Good question. I have no idea!
Niall: Niall the Confused is retiring!
WAIT I REMEMBERED! Niall the MAJESTIC!
Niall: Confused and Majestic! Both apply!
I can agree with that.
Link: Can we go home now?
Niall: Let us go home, family!
Sylvia: Dad, go!
Niall: It’s cold out there!
Eli: If I die here, I will never stop haunting you.
Heading to the TARDIS, Doctor?
How do I luck out with such cute sims?
Niall: Sometimes a Lemon needs to take a break to eat a lemon. Ya know what I mean?
Prisha: Good joke babe.
Niall: Don’t make fun of me, I’m having the best day ever.
Niall: Yes, this is Niall the Majestic. I would like to cancel my gym membership.
Prisha: We’ve been paying for a gym membership? You’ve never worked out in your life??
Niall: Hold on honey, this is an important phone call.
Niall: So my pension is going to be $23,000 a week? Sounds great! What are you laughing about?
Prisha: I mean, it’s got to be a joke. I don’t think he made that much money his entire life!
Niall: Sorry, my wife is being totally inconsiderate of my feelings right now, I’m going to have to call you back.
Niall: Where did the confetti come from?
Niall: Yay! I completed my lifetime wish! I am now fulfilled! Come on babe, clap with me!
Prisha: Yay. Can we go home now?
Prisha: No, for real. I’m sleepy. It’s 2 in the morning.
Niall: I think I know something to cheer you up.
He wasn’t lying.
You oldies still got it.
Link: Oh my GAWD, MOOOOOM! Sylvia’s dressed like a hookerrrr!!!
Sylvia: You’re lucky I’m not going naked.
Link: Where are we going again?
Link: Oooo, confetti!
*Eyerolls* Your graduation dummy.
Link: Well holy heck!
BOOO! GET OUT OF THE SHOT!
Link: Oh my GOD. What?
Link: Dad made it through an entire family function! He didn’t even fall asleep!
Niall: That’s what you think.
Link: This is to all those losers who said I wouldn’t make it!
Eli: No one said that.
KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE?
Prisha: BOO!
Dirk: Why do I feel like coming here was a serious mistake?
Because it was.
Dirk: OH MY GOD WHO WAS THAT.
Prisha: You’ve never met the Overlord? Well, Dirk, meet Overlord. She will be annoying you, taking pictures of you when you bathe, and telling you what to do from now on.
Not ALWAYS. Dirk and Sylvia will move out sometime.
Prisha: Don’t believe her. She is also known as the breaker of dreams.
I LITERALLY LET YOU DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. WTF.
Sylvia: Hey babe time to move in!
Dirk: I hope this doesn’t offend you… but your house is haunted. And your mom has dementia.
Sylvia: Both of those things are true in a different context.
Sylvia: If I nail this will you try not to freak Dirk out? He’s sensitive.
If he’s sensitive he needs to find a new girlfriend.
Sylvia: Funny har har.
Prisha: Byeeee! See you when you graduate!
Eli: Wha- Yep. Dementia.
Eli: Byeeee! See you when you graduate!
Niall: Noooo I don’t want to go to college! No one told me I had to go!
Prisha: Wait, whose going?
YOU ALL HAVE DEMENTIA.
Link: You sent us here with these weird looking pudding faces!
Sylvia: LOL LINCOLN’S KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE PUDDING FACES!
No they will not have pudding faces. I fixed them.
Link: Do I have to pick one of these?
*Sighs* NO.
Link: Okay, time to pretend that I’m unloading my suitcase just to drop it in the hallway and make my sister do it!
Sylvia: I am NOT unloading your stuff.
Link: That’s what you think.
Dirk: WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Well guys, this is the end of the first chapter of Generation 4! I hope those of you who voted for Link are overjoyed, and those who didn’t are warming up to him! But don’t worry, Sylvia will be around for at least a while longer. Next chapter will be up Friday!
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