Hey guys! I hope you’re all doing well! I am feeling extremely awesome today! It’s 80 degrees outside! Finally spring time!
Last chapter, Link was chosen as heir and broke up with his not-really-girlfriend-girlfriend, Prisha retired, and Sylvia aged up!
This is a long chapter. I mean, the longest chapter I’ve ever written. I think. So get your popcorn and coffee and get ready for a healthy amount of Lemons!
No, I didn’t move the Lemons, although I do have plans to soon. This is Percy’s house!
Percy: Hey dad!
Eli: Hey, you seen our new car? It’s pretty awesome.
You don’t visit your son for the first time ever to talk about your new vehicle.
You visit to meet your grandson! This is Santiago Lemons. He is VERY CUTE and VERY SWEET. His traits are Genius and Friendly. This is the first cousin I’ve had born in-game. I’ve been moving the main family without their in-law’s. I’m taking Percy and his wife if we move. They are great.
Eli: Genius. Finally, a Genius is born into the family!
Your dad was a genius!
Eli: Oh my gosh you’re so cute.
Santiago: Hehehehehe!
Eli: *IDEK*
Santiago: *Dies of laughter*
I think they get along well.
Huh, this is new.
Niall: Is it new, or have you never paid enough attention to notice it?
Niall: Well this is unrealistic, 35 to 78 degrees in a week!
No, that sounds like the weather I live in currently.
Niall: Maybe you’re actually trapped in a sims game too. …
*Fart Noise*
Link: That wasn’t me.
Oh, sure.
Link: You know that wasn’t me!
I might or might not have watched Sylvia booby trap your chair.
Prisha: I told you they wouldn’t be able to capture the yeti! He’s a mystical creature, you can’t just CAPTURE him!
Niall: Of course you can! There are three seasons and this is just the second! There’s still plenty of time for them to corner him!
Prisha: Whatever.
Link: So dad, what are you doing today?
Niall: Watching this show about big pond fishing.
I must have missed whatever went on between these two, because their relationship is in the red! No idea what caused their anti-friendship.
Sylvia: What are you doing?
Prisha: Oh you know, just tasting the fresh snow.
Sylvia: Well stop that and let’s pillow fight!
And so they did. Outside. In the cold. They are so weird.
Don’t knock her teeth out! It’s her birthday!
Sylvia: It’s my birthday?
Niall: This show really makes you think.
Eli: I let you watch too much TV as a child. That’s what’s wrong with you. TV turns capable people into potatoes.
Link: I’m not a potato!
Eli: Not yet.
Prisha: Look at that hot momma. I really used to have it. Your father and I used to stay up all night-
Link: *Chokes*
Sylvia: Jesus, please mom. It’s my birthday.
Link: I can’t wait until we get out of here.
Sylvia: Don’t get too excited. You’ll have to live with them until they die.
Prisha: Aren’t you done eating yet?
Link: MOM, there two other chairs at this table, why do you need THIS ONE?
She’s old Link, be nice to her.
Hey, it’s party time anyways! We can all stop fighting! Prisha invited Dirk’s parents over for Sylvia’s birthday. I thought it was probably time for the families to meet.
OH MAN. SYLVIA REALLY LUCKED OUT.
Darren: He gets his good looks from me.
He even brought an awesome dessert! Way to go.
Sylvia: You almost missed my candle blowing ceremony because of dad! AGAIN!
I can’t help that he has to get to level 10 and all of his gigs fall on family gatherings!
WOA TORNADO LOOK OUT! LOL!
Niall: Sorry for interrupting the party, but I’m still heir! This is my last chapter so I have to insert myself into the fun!
Great! Now since you’re doing NOTHING interesting, I’m going to leave now.
Niall: No! Wait-
Sylvia: Uncle Percy showed up!
Percy: I’m a part of the family again!
Sylvia: Hey, I could work this hair!
You could, but you won’t. I have too many beautiful CC hairs for you to have an EA one.
Sylvia rolled Workaholic as her final trait and I chose International Super Spy for her LTW.
I think you’ll make a good spy.
Sylvia: Duh.
I have to show off this hair. Look how cool it is!
Sylvia: Yea, they get it. My hair is pretty. Now where’s my boyfriend?
Goopy: Why is this red headed guy claiming to be a Lemon? Everyone knows they all have black hair. Stop trying to get in on the fame, you imposter!
While all of the living Lemons have super dark hair, this family’s founder was actually a blonde-
Sylvia: NO ONE CARES! 
Sylvia: Since I had my birthday, you ready to bang?
Oh geez. Don’t talk about that in public!
Link! Lucy is hot! Why don’t you talk to her?
Link: No thanks? My sister’s best friend? That’s just weird.
WHY ARE YOU SO PICKY.
Lucy: *GASP* Percy Lemons? You don’t look like a ghost!
Percy: But inside, I’m as dead as your great grandma.
Morbid much?
Darren: I would love to write a book about this woman.
Prisha: I’d love to hit this guy in the face with a pan.
PRISHA!
Prisha: Just kidding!!
DRAMAAAA! The best friend and the boyfriend get into an argument!
Lucy: This party would have been EPIC if you didn’t show up.
Dirk: I’m Sylvia’s boyfriend. You’re replaceable.
Ooookay guys, let’s try and keep it civil.
Sylvia: So, dad, if Dirk and I get married he can move in right?
Niall: Whose Dirk? That guy I just kicked out for yelling at your friend in the kitchen?
Sylvia: I promise that was a freak accident, he’s usually great.
Niall: You’re not going to like this answer, but your brother’s heir now. So technically you need to ask him.
Sylvia: …
Good joke Niall. When were you ever boss of the house? And TECHNICALLY Link isn’t heir until his birthday!
Niall: Maybe you should ask your mom.
Sylvia: Hey mom I have a ques- Oh!
Prisha: I got you a present! Happy birthday!
Sylvia: Wow, thanks. I, uh, really needed some fireworks. Anyways, I want to talk to you about something-
Prisha: Sorry, gotta blast! We will talk later gator.
Looks like Sylvia is getting curved by every authoritative figure in the house. Where’s Eli when you need him?
I added a new bed to Sylvia’s room (for when Dirk moves in) *COUGH*
Sylvia: I’m not trying to be picky, but you can’t just have the bed disappear and then put another one over it.
LOL, oops. So yea, the rope bed was really cute but as soon as Sylvia got into it the bed disappeared. I tried everything I knew how to remove the bed from in-game. When it didn’t work, I got annoyed and just covered the now invisible rope bed with a new bed. News flash, it didn’t work. Don’t try and cover up your mistake, you must go back and fix them.
Prisha: Lesson learned, I guess.
PRISHA. PUT ON YOUR DAMN CLOTHES. WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU.
Prisha: Listen, I’m old, I’ve completed my LTW, my kids are grown up, let me be FREE!
I can’t handle you guys.
Why is everyone gaining skills but you?
Link: I don’t make the rules around here.
Sylvia: Well, according to dad you do.
Link: Oh since when? Niall: I never said that.
Sylvia: You totally did-
Niall: Nope, I make the rules around here. Or your mother. Mostly your mother.
Link: After my birthday, I make the rules. Right? Since I’m heir?
Wrong. I make the rules, buddy. Now get going to your sister’s graduation.
Niall: Yay, your mom put on clothes!
Sylvia: I couldn’t be more thankful.
Then everyone piled into Sylvia’s new car. Uh, Prisha is in there too. Under the seats, I guess?
Link: She tried to take her dress off again so we had to hide her.
Eli: *Sniggers*
Sylvia: It’s a wonderful day to graduate!
Link: Can we get going now? I have stuff to do.
Prisha: Like homework. As soon as we get home.
Link: CAN I PLEASE MAKE THE RULES.
No.
Look who else is graduating… BETTY. Our arch nemesis.
Sylvia: I’m not hating Betty because Link is a boring nerd.
Link: Omg, MOM! Sylvia’s being mean again!… mom?
We can only assume Prisha snuck away once again in hopes of streaking through her daughter’s graduation ceremony.
Niall: I tried to stay through the whole thing. I really did. But I gotta blast.
You really are the worst dad ever.
Eli, can you move?
Eli: Huh, why?
Sylvia: I am AWESOME!
Eli: I am also awesome. Can we go home now?
Since you missed your daughter’s graduation, I’m hoping you’re planning on getting promoted today.
Prisha: I’m going to be honest, I thought he had quit this job years ago and was using it as a muse to go gambling.
He might have made more money being a professional gambler.
HEY! You did it!
Niall: One more level to go! Are you proud of me?
I’m so proud I could cry. Seriously, I am so tired of sending you to these stupid gigs all the time.
Niall: You’re so kind and caring.
Yes, yes I am.
Bye Lincoln! Have fun at school!
Link: Yep. I’ll go to school and sleep while the rest of the family gets to do fun stuff. I’m so excited!
Stop complaining, you’re almost done! Then you get to go to college!
Link: THAT’S MORE SCHOOL. THAT LITERALLY MEANS I’M NOT DONE.
Now now now! That’s just the world we live in buddy.
Niall: Come on lady, lay a smooch on a world renowned Magician!
There’s such thing as a world renowned magician?
Prisha: I’m starving, I can’t do it!
Niall: If that doesn’t even make sense to me, then you’re seriously confused.
Sylvia: Ew, don’t sneeze on your pies!
Prisha: I’m allergic to llamas.
Sylvia: What’s your excuse dad?
Niall: I’m allergic to mean daughters!
LOL!
Prisha: Stop looking so nervous and get your face down here!
Niall: What if I choke?
Prisha: So what, you can’t die from this! That glitch was fixed years ago!
Oh that was a good one. Do you guys remember the starve to death while competing in an eating contest glitch? That happened to me once. Those were the good old days.
*DING*
Okay Prisha go!
Prisha: Wait I wasn’t ready!
Sylvia: Why does the pie look like unloaded pixels??
Lady Pap: Should we take a picture of this?
Guy Pap: I don’t know, the quality is pretty bad.
Go go go!
Sylvia: AHHHHH I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!
Sylvia won. And the pie somehow went from blueberry to cherry.
Niall: This competition is stupid!
Sylvia: Hah, winner.
Prisha: Is it over? I can’t hear anything over the sound of mushing pie!
LOL. Where did your parents go?
Sylvia: Dad had a gig and mom went home to sleep.
Sylvia: This looks ridiculous.
Whose even in that tiny tent?
Sylvia: Some dumb face painter who obviously doesn’t know the difference between adorable and terrifying.
Eh, you’re much more terrifying then adorable anyways.
Sylvia: I’m ready to go home.
Niall: FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY NEW TRICK!
Niall: Oh no! I am stuck in a glass box that is slowly filling with water!
Niall: AH!
Well, he’s a magician not an actor.
Someone turn off the heart bubbles! They really take away from the danger vibe!
Niall: TA DA!
*GASP* He appears again! Leaving only cute heart bubbles in his wake!
Niall: Okay, now watch this one!
Niall: HUMMMMMMMM
If this was real life and I paid money to see this show, I would be thoroughly pissed off.
Niall: I can now FLY!
Niall: HEY STAGEHAND! WATCH THE CEILING!
The crowd goes wild!
Niall: That’s right! A show so amazing, so exciting, it brought on the birth of a new member of society! Maybe one day this baby will become the next best magician in all of Legacy Island, or even the world!
Now your psychic too?
Lady: Someone please call an ambulance!
Niall: It’s date night! I’m sure you guys had a good time alone… aside from Luck Burb breathing down your necks.
It’s not date night for you huh?
Link: It’s ‘Link has to get an A at school for mom to be happy night’
I’ve never seen you read a book!
Link: I never have.
Eli is old. I mean, dead any day old. He has 300,000 LTH but I’m only counting 200,000 of those since he lived way past the normal lifespan.
Niall: Well dad, I hope you don’t die soon because I will miss you.
Eli: Don’t get all mushy on me. I don’t want to feel bad when I beat you.
Link: Is it true that when I have my birthday I will make the rules around here?
Prisha: What the hell are you talking about. Go do your homework.
Who made that mess.
Link: NOT ME. I’M NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING BUT HOMEWORK.
Your sister is supposed to be the grouchy one.
This chapter is full of Niall’s gigs. I’m trying so hard to complete his LTW before I send the kids off because I DO NOT want to be playing gigs when they get back home.
Niall: COME INTO MY BOX PRETTY LADY. DON’T BE AFRAID.
Niall: BLAZAP! AHAHAHAHA!
It’s your grandson’s birthday! And it’s 30 degrees outside! Get in the house.
Link: Why are you staring so blankly. It’s freaking me out.
Sylvia: Move.
Sylvia: AARRRGHHH! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HEIR. DIRK AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
Link: Are you done with your mental breakdown yet?
Sylvia: LINCOLN IS A DUMB LOSER WHO WILL NEVER FIND A GIRLFRIEND.
Link: Hurtful.
Sylvia: Okay, I’m done.
Link: Good, can you move now?
Link: I might be dumb, but I’m definitely not a loser.
I can agree.
Link: And if I’m dumb you must be the dumbest because I made better grades than you!
Who the heck placed that chip bowl inside of Link’s cake?
Are you growing up or is something more compromising happening in this picture? Lolol
Link: Stop making fun of me on my birthday!
Link: Can I keep the dreads?
Link: I guess that’s a no! My heir looks like David Tennant.
Tell me I’m not crazy.
Link: Where’s the TARDIS.
Sylvia: You’re a TARDIS.
Link: God damnit Sylvia.
OH MY GOSH. That’s the end of Gen 3! I know this was a super long chapter, but I hope you guys don’t mind! I didn’ think there were enough interesting screenshots to actually be able to cut this chapter in half, if you know what I mean.
I’m ready for Gen 4! I’ve updated the Points page to include Gen 3’s points so far! Go check it out!
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