Hey guys! Before we even get into this chapter, the Heir poll for Generation 4 is going on right now! You can find it HERE! Go vote!
Okay, now on with the chapter! Last time we left off, Niall was pissing me off with all of his glitching, Sylvia went out with Dirk, Link had a birthday party which was pretty successful and also Dirk showed up and freaked Prisha out. Oh, and Niall missed the entire get together!
Now onto the chapter!
Sylvia: EUGH, ITS DARK AND GROSS IN HERE AND I HAVE TO PEEEE!
It’s dark because you didn’t turn on the light, and pee you idiot! There’s a toilet right there!
I terrified of you right now, please just pee. Jesus.
Wait a second…. I see what’s going on here!
Sylvia: You do!
You got stuck in the foundation! Oh darn.
Sylvia: Well fix it!
Huh, not sure if I can…
Sylvia: WHAT!
Aha, okay okay, fixing it.
Sylvia: Mom, do you know how many dead rats are underneath the house?
Prisha: The only thing under this house is your washed-up grandpa.
Sylvia: DAYUM MOM NICE ONE!
Prisha: Hah, your momma’s still got it!
Link: As soon as I finish this book I’ll be able to leave right?
Exactly. Just finish this book.
Link: *sighs*
Eli: Oh God, what are you doing in here. There is literally NO reason for you to be in the unused nursery.
Niall: Oh yes there is!
Niall: *kicks over gnome* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MAGICIAN IN THIS TOWN, BUDDY.
Eli: My eyes are rolling into my brain and there is nothing I can do to stop it.
Niall: oKaY dad, let me count all the reasons I don’t care. One… You’re a jerk. Two… You smell old. And four… uh, you’re a jerk!
Eli: Please explain to me how Tammi and I gave birth to this dumbass.
Why aren’t you guys talking? I thought you wanted to be friends.
Prisha: Yea, the old-fashioned way was taking too long. I’m going to use my social media skill to makes us good friends.
Sylvia: Welcome to the future!
When did you become such a lazy ass?? You’re aging up soon and your only level 7! I sent you to go practice.
Niall: I practiced, and then you were busy, so I decided to find something else to do! We have high autonomy, remember?
You literally only use your autonomy to do useless crap like kick gnomes and play video games. Where’s the mod that makes my sims autonomously smart?
Dirk: So I was listening to this bomb track the other night-
Sylvia: Bomb track? Sometimes it’s like you’re still stuck in the sims 2.
Dirk: Shut up. Anyways, it was AWESOME. I hope they play it at prom!
Hey I fixed his nose glitch and his eyebrows! Now is the time, Sylvia. Get in there!
Sylvia: I read our star charts, and the planets were perfectly aligned when we were born. I mean, we were meant to be.
Sylvia: Me and you, were like chips and salsa. Better together, you know what I mean?
Dirk: I totally know what you mean. I’ve never felt this way with Lilith. I’m so glad I met you that one day after soccer practice.
Sylvia: So what does this mean?
Dirk: Well, I guess it means I’m breaking it off with Lilith.
Sylvia: *mummers to self* GOOD THAT NASTY PAIN IN THE ASS LILITH WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU.
Dirk: Huh?
Awh, young love. Good, time to wrap it up, you’re literally about to freeze to death!
PERCY?? It’s been so long! Are you going to watch Niall perform?
Percy: Well, I guess I was already floating around.
I have no idea why Percy still floats. When he and Alec were teens, I fed them ambrosia, but I don’t think it works on teens. So they had the best of both worlds when they were younger, they walked like normal but they could walk through things. Now, Percy is floating again. But he is still aging like normal.
Niall: Hey it’s my brother! Cool!
Percy: Hey, sorry I haven’t showed up to any family get together’s.
Hot dog this is the most packed show you’ve ever had! It’s boppin in here!
Niall: My fame has finally caught wind!
What’s up grandpa?
Eli: Just building shit.
Cool.
That is so aesthetic. You need an Instagram profile.
Sylvia: I already have one. Who doesn’t?
Link: I need someone to come fix my computer so I can finish my book and do anything other than write all day, thank you very much.
He also rolled a wish to be a Distinguished Director. I didn’t save it, but I’ll keep it in mind when he grows up. Sylvia continually rolls wishes to be an Acrobat or a Super Spy. Acrobat is not happening. I’ve had enough of Showtime for a while.
Niall: BAM BABY! I’m level 8!
I COULD CRY! 2 MORE LEVELS TO GO.
Niall: To celebrate, I’m going to get the shit scared out of me!
… And he disappeared, leaving only a stink cloud behind…
Who’s this? Where’s Dirk?
Sylvia: This is my friend, Martin. I can have friends, right? And Dirk and I aren’t even dating yet.
Okay I don’t get it, why are you mad. And why is your teenage friend graying?
Link: DIRK WAS FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER GIRL TODAY AND SYLVIA’S PISSED!
Ohhhh shit, what are you gonna do about it?
Prisha: You kids look like you’re up to no good. Don’t do anything stupid. I’m going in to play with your stuffed animals.
Sylvia: I seriously need a break.
Link: So grandpa, what do you think about my upgraded umbrella idea?
Eli: I think that a metal umbrella makes no sense. And you should go to school for something to do with your imagination, not the something sensical.
Link: What does sensical mean?
Prisha: Don’t mind me, friend of my children. You’ve always gotta watch over the paid work. You never know when they will make off with a pencil or credit card when you’re not looking.
Martin: How do all of these ridiculous people live under the same roof?
Link: Okay, I did it. I finished my book. Can I go to sleep now?
Yes! Great! Good job buddy!
Link: I’m trying to understand how this is a bed.
It’s not, but I just remembered I’ve never had you do this before! Link scored a 789/2400. Definitely needs more work.
Sylvia must have failed her driving test quite a few times now. Much like I did. *Sighs* Remember to stop at the stop signs!
Sylvia: There aren’t any stop signs in this universe!
Hm, that would be more difficult.
Oh well good grief, you couldn’t finish? Sylvia: Dad’s TIRED!
Niall: Listen, you are a stressful woman!
Martin: Wow, how old are you? That’s quite a lot of weight to be lifting in your nineties.
Eli: It’s 2 AM don’t you think you should be heading home? And I am NOT ninety!
I mean.. You are ninety. Just because you were a ghost for more than half your life doesn’t mean you weren’t alive…
Eli: Actually that’s exactly what it means, idiot! I was a GHOST. GHOST’s aren’t ALIVE.
Eli is a grouchy ass ninety something year old. He’s reached level 10 in 3 skills already, painting, sculpting, and inventing. He’s level 9 in cooking and athletic. Before he dies, he will have reached level 10 in 5 different skills.
Link: Oh, okay. Yea sorry for interrupting. See you at school.
Who was that?
Link: Betty. A hot girl in my class. She’s always too busy to talk though.
Oooooh not in my sims world.
Found her! She’s Martin’s sister! She and her entire family were chilling at the horse park.
Of course, she needed some editing.
Now she’s adorable! Her looks remind me of Nicoletta. Do you guys remember Nicole? Generation 1 spouse?
Link: Should I be here right now? This looks like a family outing.
Nah, look at that blonde guy! He’s not a part of the family and he’s there! It’s fine!
Betty: I don’t mean to be rude, but what the hell are you doing here? Didn’t I just tell you I was busy?
Link: I have never felt shyer in my life. Why did you send me here?!?
GET IN THERE!
Prisha: GO BOAT GO!!!!
Prisha: Did you just leave my son at a horse park with a random girl and her family?
Yea, so what? He needs a woman. Prom is coming up.
Prisha: I just hope he doesn’t pee himself.
Sylvia: Fancy running into you here. Heh, get it, running? Because I was jogging?… Why are you in a tux?
Dirk: You come up to me randomly and start questioning my attire? What the hell Sylvia?
Sylvia: WTF?
Sylvia: You need a mood boost buddy. Grouchy ass.
Dirk: Oh man, I’m sorry Sylvia. I was hangry. You’re super hot.
WOW SHE TOOK THE TERM GET IN THERE LITERALLY.
Dirk: Dang girl, get back here!
LET’S KEEP IT PG OKAY GUYS.
Sylvia: I know you broke up with Lilith and then I kinda left you hanging because I was about to turn into a simcicle…
Sylvia: Do you wanna be my boyfriend?
Dirk: Totally.
Betty: So then I told them ‘heck no I don’t want to be on the chess team! I’ve never played chess in my life!’
Link: *completely zoned*
Betty: Link? Hey Link, I think that cop is here to pick you up.
Link: Well shi-
WELL THAT’S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER GUYS! When I was writing this, Sylvia was in the lead with the heir vote! Don’t forget to vote HERE if you haven’t already! Hope you’re having a good Monday and I will see you Friday!
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