3.10 Oldie but a Goodie

Hey guys! How are you all doing on this wonderful Monday? I hope well! There will be 3 chapters coming out this week, this one, one Wednesday, and then the LAST CHAPTER AND THEIR HEIR POLL WILL BE UP ON FRIDAY!!! Ahhhh, it’s crazy! So I hope you’re ready for a week jam-packed of Lemons!

Last chapter the Lemons celebrated Leisure day, we realized Sylvia WAS a walking glitch, Sylvia and Lincoln got stuck outside of their school on Sylvia’s LAST DAY before aging up, and Niall ran around naked, as usual.

Niall: Hey! Yea, you over there! How you enjoying the show? Awesome, right?

Yea, you that shrub over there! That shrub with no eyes or ears! Great show right? Really.. MAGICAL right??

Niall: Okay, if you thought that was cool, wait for my new trick! I call this, the Box of DANGEROUS SAND!

Way to give away the entire trick, Niall.

Niall: I will lock myself inside and suffocate to death!

Please don’t.

Niall: I mean, not suffocate to death! I will somehow survive!

Niall: Maybe I should have practiced. Maybe you shouldn’t do a death-defying trick when there’s literally no one even around to see it.

And what’s going to happen when you can’t get out and you need someone to break the glass and save you?

Niall: AND AFTER THIS I WILL MAKE THE NEGATIVE NANCY… DISAPPEAR!

Niall: *muffled TA DA*

Please, don’t die. You haven’t even gotten your picture taken yet!

Niall: Wow, do I get to keep the cool sculpture?

Niall: Nope, that would be too much fun.

Niall: *scratches arm with magic wand* Sorry, don’t mind me, I’ve got an itch.

Obviously not minding you. There’s no one here.

Across town, Sylvia is doing some research into the supernatural. Seems she hasn’t given up on her dreams of being a vampire.

Well, what did you learn?

Sylvia: It’s all bologna. Don’t tell anyone I came here.

Link: I didn’t know you liked to fish gramps.

Eli: Yea I don’t really. But it was your grandma’s favorite thing and I wanted you to experience it.

Link: Love you grandpa.

Eli: Love you too, kid.

Eli: Dear Lord, can you PLEASE stop with the whole, I don’t wear clothes every other day of the week. Just wear your damn clothes. It’s like you’re a toddler all over again.

Niall: You should try it. It’s freeing. Luckily, I got him to put on clothes before the guests arrived.

Yes, guests. Prisha threw another party. I guess she didn’t learn from the last one.

And this woman is Percy’s new wife! For some reason Percy wouldn’t show up, so I just invited her. Of course, my dumb self didn’t write down her name, but she’s not even a pudding face! She’s really cute!

It’s Sylvia’s birthday! I can’t believe it. Her childhood went by so fast! But wait, there’s another cake. Who else’s birthday is it?

Could you not stand on the other side of the cake with the better background? Why are you always so difficult?

Sylvia: Why are you always complaining? Life is never perfect, not even in the sims. Just stop trying to control everything.

Words of wisdom from a pixelated 8-year-old.

Let me just take in how freaking adorable you are one more time before you grow up.

Sylvia: I’ll still be cute. It’s a different kind of cute.

Sylvia didn’t wait for her party guests to get outside to blow out her candles.

Sylvia: I wish to be the fastest, strongest, bestest athlete ever!

Niall, pay attention to your kid! Literally this is the last few seconds of her being a baby!

Niall: Is 2+2=4? Or is 2+2=6? Have we been lied to? THIS WHOLE TIME?

Prisha: I’m starving can you hurry the hell up? Where’s the CAKE!

Niall: It’s definitely 6. I figured it out. Move over Stephen Hawking, there’s a new genius in town.

Eli: *stares into distance*

Sylvia Lemons! Because she glitched out the school and ended up with a B, she rolled Heavy-Sleeper. I think this is the first time in the entire legacy that a kid grew up and I wasn’t given the option to pick their trait. Her traits are now Heavy-Sleeper, Athletic, Grouchy, and Loves the Outdoors. She’s also still super cute.

And our second birthday is Eli! He’s going to be an old man!

Eli: I am not ready for this shit.

Me either. The change from adult to elder is so intense. Child to teen is way easier to accept, in my opinion. Adult seems like 40’s and then elder seems like 70’s. That’s a huge jump. I don’t know anyone IRL who changes so quickly:,)

Niall: OH THAT FEELS FUNNY!

Prisha: You’re finally old! Ahahahaahaha!

Eli: I don’t even know what to wish for.

Eli: I WISH I WAS STILL A GHOST!

One last look at this hunk. Eli is such a good-looking sim! I’m sad 😦

Eli: You talking about how ugly I’m going to be isn’t helping!

OH GEEZ GO AWAY UNIVERSITY MASCOT, THIS ISN’T A GOOD TIME.

Mascot: Just coming by to drop of our info to your literally just aged up teen!

Just like in real life, Uni is annoying as heck.

Back to the important stuff!

Eli: Seriously, I’m not ready. Can we take it back? Try again next week? I was never meant to age.

Eli: URGH my back already hurts!

Sylvia: He is just being so over-dramatic.

Don’t be rude to your elders, he’s the reason you exist.

Eli: Oh shit, don’t look at me.

Prisha: I did, and it isn’t pretty. Where’d your eyebrows go?

Eli: My eyebrows are gone???

Eli: Oh God, please get my eyebrows back. I don’t want to look like an alien!

Eli: You know what, this isn’t that bad. Just get my eyebrows back.

Prisha: Urgh, he’s not even sad? What kinda BS is this??

Oh my gosh!

I’ve never seen a sim age so well EVER. He doesn’t even look old. Where are your wrinkles?

Eli: You ever heard of moisturizer?

I know he’s kinda old for a man-bun, but I couldn’t get rid of it. It’s just his thing, ya know? Tell me what you think, keep it or change it up for his elder stage.

Eli: It’s up to random people to decide how I wear my own hair? What kind of shitty deal is this?

I decorated Sylvia’s room. It turned out so awesome.

…

Doesn’t get any cooler than that, honestly.

Don’t you want to go look at your new room?

Sylvia: Can I get a moment of peace? Just let me chill for a second. I hate teenagers.

Link: So gramps, now that you’re actually grandpa aged, are you going to start using a cane?

Prisha: Ahaha, oh my gosh, I hope so son.

Eli: I really despise you, woman.

I think neither of the got over the “incident” that went on in the old house.

Link: Not my beanie, rain! Keep away! Dad said the rain is full of GMO’s that seep into your brain and make you a zombie! That’s an interesting theory.

How long has it been since these two have gotten any action? Actually, how long has it been since we’ve even seen Prisha? They need to get out of the house sometime.

I put some workout gear into the basement for Sylvia!

She took to it immediately. And rolled the LTW to become an acrobat. I deleted it. I’m not sure I want to have to deal with the showtime venues 2 Generations in a row. What do you guys think is a good fit for a career for her?

Link: Mom, it’s your turn. Mom. MOM.

Sorry Lincoln. I think your mom is passed out. Maybe you can play another time.

This is the end of chapter 10! Wow, this generation is almost over. That’s insane to me. Make sure to vote Friday when the heir poll goes up! Hope you guys have a great week!