Welcome back to a new chapter guys! IT’S FRIDAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE! Oh, and, it’s Easter! Hope you guys have a great holiday weekend! Next week, there will be 3 chapters of Lemons AND a heir poll! So I hope you guys are prepared…
The last time we left off, Niall was obsessed with faeries, Sylvia’s dreams were shattered when she decided vampires weren’t real, the school bus ran into the legacy house and gave us all a good laugh, and Lincoln grew up to be another Absent-Minded Lemon.
Niall: What do you think about divorce dad? Like would you do it?
Niall: Wait don’t leave! If you wouldn’t I understand. I’m not judging you!
Sylvia: Should I be worried, grandpa?
Eli: Never stop worrying about your dad. He’s special, remember?
Sylvia: MY DAD’S SPECIAL???
Niall: DAD, YOU THINK I’M SPECIAL?
I don’t think they have the same “special” in mind.
It’s leisure day!
Link: I’m getting out of the way of her fat butt. If she lands on me, I’ll suffocate.
Sylvia: Shut up or I will suffocate you.
Eli, hello, you’re supposed to be supervising.
Eli: It’s leisure day. I’m leisuring.
Link: Can I go watch TV now? My favorite show is on.
Any show is your favorite show.
Link: Honestly, you’re saying that like it’s a bad thing!
Sylvia: HAH GOTCHA!
Oh dear Lord, the RAGE.
Sylvia: It was a JOKE. It’s not like getting water in your eyeballs will make you unable to watch movies anymore.
The entire family is here! When’s the last time in this legacy everyone was in the same room?
Wait, I know. It’s when they moved houses and they’re all standing outside waiting to queue up for an interaction.
Prisha: Move over, momma’s coming!
Link: That’s it, I’m going to do something else.
Okay if this was real life, there is no way Prisha’s top wouldn’t come off when she hit the water.
Good thing this isn’t real life!
Niall: Now that we don’t have a hot tub, this is my new favorite thing!
With all the kid’s stuff in the yard, there’s no room for a hot tub. Maybe when they both age up.
Prisha: Holy shit! How is she holding her breath that long?
Sylvia: LOSER LOSER I AM THE WINNER!
Prisha: Why does this enrage me so much?
Niall: AT LEAST SHE WASN’T TRYING TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR HACKY SACK!
Sylvia is a little competitive.
Oh my gosh! Which one of the kid’s is cuter? I can’t decide. They’re both amazing.
I can’t even tell which parent they look more like. Prisha and Niall’s genetics mixed very well together, in my opinion.
Link: I got sand in my pants, and I ain’t even complaining!
You better not go inside and sit your sandy butt on Prisha’s furniture, or you might be in for it.
OKAY I AM A FORTUNE-TELLER. 3 CHAPTERS AGO….
Eli: Please tell me I’m hallucinating from exhaustion.
Percy: Oh god, not another weirdo to add to the family.
Well, I wont say she’s not another weirdo, but at least she’s not a walking glitch.
NOW BACK TO THE PRESENT…
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, SYLVIA? ONE CHAPTER YOU’RE RUNNING THE SCHOOL BUS INTO THE HOUSE, THE NEXT YOU TURN INTO A WEIRD WATER WALKER.
Link: Maybe she’s a water bender!
Sylvia: You do realize when you say something stupid you smile like this?
Link: Heh, yea I totally do.
Sylvia had to be reset AGAIN. I don’t even know the last time I had a sim with so much issues.
Man with a plan, man with a tan. Did you have a good time sitting around watching the kids argue?
Eli: You know I did. Niall must deal with what his mother and I had to for YEARS.
I’m not sure why, but Eli and Link are always the ones rolling wishes for each other. Sylvia seems more Eli’s type, but he automatically gravitated towards Link.
And Sylvia is always with Niall!
Niall: How am I supposed to do magic if you’re standing on my stage? Get off! Friggen frick!
Niall: A hard day of this BS and I come home and can’t even get into my home because of strangers crowded around my front door.
You’re the one who wants to be famous!
Sylvia: I told you to clean the bathroom! Why can’t you listen to anything I have to say, Betty???
Sylvia: Well Jim, I was too busy AT WORK to be your housewife!
Sylvia: Don’t use that excuse, I cleaned the entire house before I left this morning. I left you ONE THING!
Is this what your married life is going to be like, because if so, you might want to just stay single.
HEY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT SCHOOL. I CAN SEE YOUR SCHOOL IN THE BACKGROUND, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE EVEN ARE YOU?
Sylvia: Calm down, it’s my last day I think I’m allowed to skip this once.
No? That’s not how it works. Don’t you want to grow up well?? Don’t you want A’s?
Sylvia: I hear you talking, but I’m not listening!
Wait, YOU TOO??!!! What are you idiots doing!
Link: I’m just hungry, okay? You made me drop my cereal to get on the bus. And I can’t even get into school.
For real. The school glitched out. I reset it, cleaned it, deleted the bike racks since they were complaining about bikes in their way, I did EVERYTHING to fix it.
They were there until the point that they were both starving, and I was beginning to feel pretty bad. So I sent them home.
After all the stress I’ve had today, can you PLEASE NOT be naked in your son’s room?
Niall: They’re at school. And anyways, this is the best way to play video games.
Link: GRANDPA. I had to skip breakfast, the most important meal of the day, to go to school and it was BROKEN! I couldn’t even get in! And now I have a D which I think is totally unfair since I couldn’t GET IN?
Eli: You have a D? I’m going to have to call down there.
Yes. Call and give them a stern talking-to. It’s probably broken because Sylvia’s glitched ass tried to get in.
Sylvia: Won again.
Niall: No I got a hand cramp! I totally lost because of my hand cramp. I couldn’t make scissors!
Sylvia: I call bull-
Niall: RAAAAAAA
Sylvia: WHAT THE CRAP DAD!
Sylvia: God you’re WEIRD. How did I not end up a weirdo like you???
You didn’t end up a weirdo? That’s news to me.
Sylvia: Okay, one more.
Niall: HAH FINALLY I WON!
Sylvia: You can’t win, I’m the eternal winner? I don’t want to play this stupid game anymore.
Sore loser, you beat him 20 times in a row, he wins once, and you quit?
Sylvia: Should have quit while I was ahead. Let’s play tag.
Sylvia: I’m gonna get you dad, run! Run!
Niall: Who trims these bushes? Why do they always look so nice? Who mows the lawn? Is this all a dream?
I think dad forgot you were playing tag buddy. Maybe next time.
Well guys, this is the end of chapter 9! Do you guys think this is a good length? Longer? Shorter? I usually stay around 1200 word. My longest chapters were around that length, so I just stuck to it!
Hope you guys are having a great week! I’m going on a small vacation this weekend, so I won’t actually be home when this goes live. Tell me what you think about chapter length in the comments. Should they be longer? Thanks, have a good weekend!
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