Hey guys! Hope you are having a great week! It is finally beginning to feel like fall around here. I mean, I was wearing shorts two days ago. Today I had to wear an actual jacket!
So, last chapter began with a failed wedding, the plot thickened with the birth of Sylvia Lemons, and then we ended it with Prisha being pregnant once again. There was a birthday in there somewhere too.
Oh shit, this is not the way I would like to start a chapter. Don’t you have a really high handiness skill??
Tammi: Sorry, a little too crispy to remember my talents at the moment.
Good thing you live in this amazing world where a shower fixes your burnt skin and fried hair.
Eli: Tammi, can you get your lazy old ass up and come fix this dishwasher?
Hey, NO. She almost died trying to fix that thing earlier. No way, Jose. She’s only 10,000 LTH points away from getting us 2 legacy points!
Niall: Hi dad! Hi nugget!
Eli: You’re supposed to wave from a distance, not when you’re right beside of someone.
That sounds like something you should have taught him when he was in grade school, not at his first child’s birthday.
Niall: WOOO! PARTAY!
Eli: … How does she stand him?
True love baby. She was made for him. Literally.
Eli: He’s getting worse with age.
Maybe it’s dementia.
Eli: I’m sorry kid, let’s just end the pain now.
Sylvia: NOOOO! FATHER HELP ME!
Niall: I LOVE PARTIES!
Against all odds, our littlest nugget made it to toddlerhood.
Prisha: Is this my child?
Yep, that’s your child.
Prisha: Are you sure shes mine? She can’t even say potatoes.
Imagine complaining about your child’s mental capacity when her father’s a LITERAL CLOWN.
I’ve been keeping Percy around in hope of completing his LTW, but he’s been learning how to play the bass, not the guitar like his LTW calls for. And the charisma skill is so hard to build. And 8 sims are really hard to keep up with.
Speaking up having 8 sims I don’t need or want, when are you leaving?
Alec: Alec still has 3 days until he is a legal adult. Please don’t kick him out yet.
Yea yea yea. Shut up.
And what about you, ya useless good for nothing.
Eli: Sleeping here, please leave.
Niall: This lady just denied my services and that stupid baby is screaming in my ear. I hate this.
Your services? Please tell me this family hasn’t resorted to prostitution.
Niall: Guess I’ll just have to play for tips. *Sighs*
You’re only 2 days from aging up, and your only level 6. You better pick up the pace you little shit.
Tammi: I love babies.
Me too. Especially this baby. LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!!
Prisha: Can someone please just… cut the pregnant lady some slack.
I had to lock the stupid gnome in the bathroom because the little prick kept coming in and waking poor Prisha up.
Prisha: Oh my GOD I can’t wait until you grow up and get out of here! Why did I decide to have another one of you twerps??
I think every mother says that at least a few times.
Sylvia: Hmph. No pee.
Prisha: GAH! Whatever. I don’t care. Pee in diapers your entire life for all I care. NIALL! COME CHANGE YOU KIDS DIAPER!
Prisha: Is he okay over there? What’s wrong with his neck?
Niall: Prisha? You okay? I’m so tired I can’t sleep.
You really should write a poetry book.
Niall: OH MY GOD PRISHA! ARE YOU NOT HAVING THE BABY RIGHT NOW?
Prisha: Just calm down. The bed needs made, okay?
Niall: Uh, WHAT?
Niall: NO NOT OKAY! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP HER? JESUS CHRIST. STOP!
Prisha: I am starving and in labor. Will you PLEASE kick him out of here?
Prisha: Oh god, this is terrible. I’m ready to die now.
Sylvia: Daddy me hungry? Hungry daddy?
Fed and put back to sleep. Success.
Meanwhile…
Prisha: FINALLY
Lincoln Lemons. Clumsy and Couch-Potato. And CUTE. And has his dad’s skintone. I see another child on the horizon.
Prisha: Bitch, 2 is good enough. Stop making me suffer.
What, are you saying you don’t love your babies?
Prisha: No, I love them. All I’m saying is your 3 month sims break is making all of us suffer. You have no idea how to take care of us anymore.
LOL. This is true. Everyone is suffering because of my failures of a sim caretaker.
This is the sweet little corner that Lincoln is occupying while I build the new house. YES! A NEW HOUSE! It’s taking forever. I forgot how hard and time-consuming building is. I’m not adding anything else to this house for the time being.
These two being cute. And I also changed Prisha’s hairstyle.
Alec: Alec thinks his dead grandma should stay dead and leave the snow house building to him!
Nicoletta: Why are all my descendants so STUPID? What did I do wrong???
Prisha: BABY! NIALL!
Niall: “Babies are a great idea,” she said, “you have to have them for a legacy” she said.
Niall: Well I say I have to pee; I haven’t eaten anything in 7 hours, and babies are DUMB.
Niall: But I love them. Pretty cute.
What is HAPPENING here?!
Tammi: Party time!
Tammi: And after the party there’s you.
Tammi: Being a grandma is so hard.
AWH! Precious Sylvia.
Prisha: Potty training beside of the maid! Gotta do what ya gotta do.
Maid: Maybe you should take her pants off first?
Prisha: Shut up, I know how to parent, okay? I’m about to be an adult.
Okay, time to stop toddler teaching. To the cake with you okay?
Prisha: Bring on the wrinkles.
Prisha: Saggy boobs, grey hair, and flabby arms await!
Prisha: Maybe I’m not ready.
Prisha: Oh hell no. Get rid of this crap.
Prisha: Oh yea, this is better.
She aged well!
Niall: Come to me cake, my one true love.
Prisha: Hey!
Niall: Oh man, I’ve really gotta pee.
Percy: LOL he’s gonna pee himself!
Niall: Shit.
Piss or shit, which is it?
The Lemon men get even hotter in their adult stage.
Percy: OH JESUS HE’S ACTUALLY DOING IT.
Alec: Disgusting.
Niall: Okay, can everyone stop looking at me like that? I didn’t mean to, okay?
Percy: I can’t believe you guys chose that idiot over me.
Eli: The faster I finish this the faster Percy moves out, correct?
Uh, maybe?
Eli: BAM! Can you get his ass out of here now?
Percy: Daaaad!
Alien: Hey you! Yea, shitty ass mailbox!
Alien: You suck!
Alien: Oh my GOD now it’s raining? Today SUCKS!
Niall: I finally got another job! Maybe I’ll begin to succeed!
Nicoletta from the Grave: Yea, not. Ya dummy. Get a real job!
Niall: Grandma :,(
Please start rolling wishes again, Tammi. You’re so close to 200,000 LTH points! Why won’t you wish for anything?
Tammi: My life is fulfilled. What else could I want other than 5 grandchildren?
Jesus christ, I feel like MANY things.
Oh my gosh. My heir just had his adult birthday and the youngest spare just hit young adulthood. I HAVE to change how I pick heir this generation. I’m thinking when the oldest kid, which will be Sylvia, hits young adulthood, then the heir poll is officially triggered. No matter what the age of the youngest is.
Alec: Do you think this chapter is long enough yet?
Shut up and enjoy yourself, brat.
He looks just like Isaac.
Even with the hair. Alec rolled Mooch as his final trait, and he rolled Creature-Robot Crossbreeder a few days ago for an LTW. I accepted it.
AND TAMMI ROLLED TO HAVE ALEC BECOME A SCIENTIST FOR 5,000 LTW SO I SENT HIM IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE THEN SHE WOULD FINALLY HAVE THE 200,000 POINTS AND I WAS SO EXCITED!
Until I realized he must get level 3 to be a scientist or what the shit ever and my heart was broken. Maybe he can get promoted 3 times before she dies? She’s only like, 5 days overdue…
Oh my GOD Alec!
Alec: Oh JESUS it is smelly!
Alec: Time to dig in a second time!!
Prisha: Is this my birthday present?
Heck yes. Now all I must do is get it furnished.
There are a few things that need some work. But I finally moved them in! And all the exterior is done. I mean, other than furnishings in the backyard.
Literally, how did this papergirl know we had switched houses? This was even before they set foot on the property. Creepy.
Okay, that’s the last of this chapter! Finally. I know it’s super long. I had so much fun playing again. Even building was fun! I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, maybe I can get another one out this week?
Life's Lemons 