IT’S HERE. IT’S FINALLY HERE!
This is going to be a very short chapter, followed by a heir poll. Prepare yourselves.
Why don’t you try wearing clothes to school for once?
Alec: Alec likes the feel of the wind on his belly. Someone is watching Alec.
Alec: Alec put on clothes so the creep couldn’t look anymore.
That’s the cutest little creep I’ve ever seen! Her name is Alora Platt and I will definitely be keeping an eye on her.
Prisha: Niall? Are you okay? Is work so hard that you would rather live underground?
Prisha: Awh, he’s so cute.
DON’T CUT HIM SLACK BECAUSE OF HIS GOOD LOOKS. HE HAS TO WORK!
Alec: Alec heard a rumor that the creator is mad at us!
Percy: Wait, why?
BECAUSE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BOTH BE HUMAN NOW BUT YOU’RE STILL FLOATING AND CRAP AND PISSING ME OFF. Master controller even reads them both as human but NOPE. They have to be difficult. I finally just reset their walk so at least they wont be floating around anymore.
How did this happen? You guys were supposed to be spending quality time together.
Eli: WORK IT FATSO. YOU AIN’T GONNA GET ANOTHER GIRL LOOKING LIKE THAT!
Lennon: *Tears up* I just want Lyndsey back.
Don’t cry, I went and retrieved her out of the old save. I’m just going to wait until the heir poll to place her back into the town.
Prisha: What are we gonna do if you don’t win the heir vote?
Niall: I can’t concentrate because you smell so freaking bad, woman.
Proprietor: God, everyone here sucks. Stupid talentless town.
Niall: TALENTLESS? I’ll show you talent.
Niall: You see this coin?
Proprietor: Yea, I totally see it.
Niall: NOW YOU DON’T!
Proprietor: *GASP*
Niall: NOT IN THIS HAND EITHER.
Proprietor: WHAT THE HECK??
Niall: Wait, how did that get there?
Proprietor: This is what I’ve been looking for! Perfect talent. Please perform here tomorrow!
Niall: Hah, of course I will perform here! Such talent.
Alec: ALEC HAS FOUND THE HIDDEN TREASURE!
Alec: But how can he get there when the enemy is so close!
Tammi: I’m going to be the most charismatic old lady the world has ever seen!
Sorry, Nicole already perfected the old lady charm.
Prisha: Work is horrible, I never want to go back.
You and everyone else on this planet.
Lennon: Watch out mom, I’m really strong now.
Tammi: Are you kidding? You got on the treadmill once and fell on your face. Just because Eli was yelling in your ear doesn’t mean you’re any more muscular than you were yesterday, you nerd.
Lennon: *Cries*
Tammi, just being the most awesome mom ever.
Niall: I’m really tired, but do you wanna do it?
Prisha: Definitely.
Niall: BOOBIES!
Percy: Am I doing well, dad?
Eli: As long as you don’t turn out like your older brothers, yea, you’re doing great.
Percy: Dad… I meant with driving.
Eli: LOL, no, you suck kid.
Lennon: OMG MOM, you’re so cool!
Tammi: I know.
Alec: Alec isn’t sure if he’s ready to be a teenager or not.
Well I am so go for it.
Alec: Alec wishes for many votes on the heir poll!
Percy: Oh no, he ain’t going to get any votes like that.
Percy: MUCH BETTER!
Alec rolled workaholic as his fourth trait.
Well guys, it’s been a good Generation. I hope you’ve got someone in mind! The poll will be up by tonight, and I think I’m going to leave it up for a week. So you’ve got plenty of time. 🙂
FIND THE HEIR POLL HERE
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