Wowzers it’s been a month! I’m sorry for the hiatus, but it’s been a busy past weeks. I haven’t had anytime to play, and I didn’t have enough screenshots stored up for a chapter. But, I got into game yesterday and played a little bit, and I think I have enough for an *okay* chapter.
Last time we left off, Percy Lemons was born, Lennon aged into a child, and Tammi was still trying to catch a stupid deathfish.
What’s this, you finally got to the top of the culinary career?? How long have you been working on it? Literally two generations?
Isaac: I’d like to see you burn to death, come back to life and still try to do well in your career.
Niall: Wow, aunt Jace! It’s been a while.
Jace: Life getting any easier for ya?
Niall: What do you think.
Jace: Well, hopefully you wont become a captive spare, only alive and taken care of so the master in the sky can juice points from you.
Niall: *cringe*
The butterfly’s are still around, now the dirty dishes have joined the party.
Tammi: Don’t we have a maid so I don’t have to partake in this crap?
Maybe if you wouldn’t dirty the house right after the maid has left, you wouldn’t have this problem.
What’s this? The graveyard? Has the continual frost finally passed?
It has! Har har!
Holy crap, that is really creepy for an animated fish.
Tammi: THE GOAL I’VE BEEN WORKING TOWARDS SINCE YOUNG ADULTHOOD IS FINALLY ALMOST COMPLETE!
Wow, has it been that long?
Meanwhile, at home, the family is hating on the new addition.
Isaac: This looks like it’s about to turn into the nastiest meal known to man.
But it will cure your son of his… deathness?
Isaac: Not trying to cherrypick, but isn’t that against the rules?
IT’S A STUPID RULE AND I’M NOT ABIDING BY IT. IF I CAN HAVE OTHER LIFESTATES THAT LIVE ULTRA LONG LIVES WHY NOT GHOSTS??
Isaac: Ooookay fine. Just wondering. Here’s your… delectable meal of fish and fruit.
Eli: The avocado on the side really adds to the meal.
Shut up and stop floating.
Eli: Yep, no, just kidding. That is really really gross.
Eli: Alright, time to vomit. Clear the bathroom, daddy’s coming. Wait, birthday sparkles? Well, it’s been a while since I’ve felt this sensation.
*Plops onto the floor* YOU’RE NOT FLOATING ANYMORE!
Eli: I DON’T REMEMBER HOW TO USE MY FEET.
Eli: OH GOD YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO ROLL ME AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR. I CAN’T WALK.
Are you an idiot?
Eli: CALL THE EXORCIST, YOU BANISHED MY SOUL AND NOW I’VE BEEN TAKEN MY SATAN HIMSELF. HELP ME!
Eli: MY FACE! MY ELBOW! FREAKING FREAK!
Glad you went from being undead to un-dead so I can KILL YOU MYSELF.
Eli: That hurts my feelings.
Eli: I think I’m normal again.
You’ve never been normal.
Tammi: I love not being pregnant. It’s so freeing, to be able to run and not wobble. To drink all the alcohol I want with no chance of giving my kids brain cancer.
Tammi: Oh f**k.
Tammi: So, I guess since we only have boys, we needed to try one more time for a girl. Just for variety.
Eli: You know what would really screw that up? If we both wished for a boy again.
Tammi: Heh, you’re right. Let’s do it.
OKAY GUYS I SEE HOW IT IS. But keep in mind I did NOTHING to change the random roll between boy and girl. I guess we will just have to see how it plays out.
Is that kid a cousin? Lennon: You think I know my cousins?
Tammi: How many times will I have to do this?
Three more times? I think?
Tammi: Alright kid, let’s get this over with. I’ve got a potty to pee in.
Percy: *derp*
IGNORE THE UNLOADED TEXTURES LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE AWHHH!
Percy: Now I am hungry. 😦
Tammi: *gags*
Eli: I have better things to do than feed you, little one. Like use my new feet! To walk!
Isaac: Has anyone noticed I’ve been raising kids since I was created? How long have I even been alive?
Tammi: It’s a kid with my hair! How cute.
Tammi: I will love you forever sweet little child of mine.
The testosterone in this family is almost overwhelming. The boy to girl ratio is 5:1
Tammi: This is the LAST ONE. I don’t care if it’s a boy, a girl, or a dog.
Tammi: YES, TAKE UP CLOSE PROFILES WHEN I’M IN HORRIBLY PAINFUL LABOR.
Tammi: Lookie there, another floater.
A little ahead of ourselves there, he wont float until he’s at least a child.
Tammi: Oh, no, I was talking about the one in the toilet. … You’re disgusting.
Welcome Alec Lemons, the last child of Gen. 3. An entire generation of all boys.
Percy: Wait, I’ve been cheated. I was baby of the family for hardly 4 days. 
Tis life, little fellow. And life is not fair.
Tammi: Momma doesn’t care if you’re the baby or not, it’s time to pick up a skill. Now are you an artist?
Percy: Actually, I’m virtuoso.
Tammi: URGH. That’s NOT what I asked.
Percy: Wtf?
Lennon: Hey ladies, there’s a party going on at my house, wanna come?
Lennon, stop picking up imaginary girls and go to the park with your grandfather.
Lennon: But he’s SO SLOW.
Tell me about it.
Lady: Ew, GAG, a ghost!
Better be careful what you say, lady. This guy is a 4 star celebrity.
Lady: Is he really going to kiss ME? He’s a 4 star celebrity. FINALLY I’LL HAVE THE PAPARAZZI NOTICE ME.
It’s not hard to change a sim’s mind. Yea, and they can start freezing and burning alive in your backyard. Oh, the FUN.
Isaac is really cute. I’m still not ready to send him to his grave. I’ll miss having him around. Isaac: Don’t forget the part that you need me to make more ambrosia for Jute and the two youngest of Gen 3. Yea, that too. But shut up I’m trying to be sentimental.
Niall: While dancing to this music I have decided to have the LTW Master Magician!
Yea, no he didn’t. He decided this a while ago but I think I forgot to put it in. If I did remember to, then sorry for repeating myself. Anyway, Niall is going to be a master magician. If chosen for heir of course.
Lennon: *pops knuckles* Niall: *stares confused*
Lennon: Nice dancing, brother.
Niall: Oh, thanks?
You guys aren’t awkward at all. BE BROTHERS!
LOOK! It’s a Lemon! That’s Devon and Rod, Louisa’s husband and son.
Alright guys, I think this is a good place to end. I’m sorry for being gone so long, hopefully this won’t happen again! I hope you’re all ready for spring, I know I am. It’s been snowing the past few weeks where I live and I’m tired of it. I’m ready for some sun.
Thanks for reading! I appreciate you guys a ton for clicking on over here and making it that much more fun to play the sims!
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