Howdy hi all! I don’t have anything interesting to say so let’s jump into it.
Last time we left off, Lennon was born and aged up into a toddler. Tammi went to Egypt and retrieved the life fruit, and Jace completed her LTW.
Niall: Thanks for looking completely over me.
Oh yea, and the oldest of Gen 3 aged into a child.:)
Niall: I went from helpless baby to unpaid maid. Great.
Oh, you’re a drama king.
Eli: LOOK HOW CUTE MY CHILD IS.
Why do you like this one so much?
Eli: He looks like me. :,)
Oh my gosh.
Eli: Listen, I just locked in this want for you to get honor roll. So you better get to crackin.
Niall: Dad, I’ve been to school once.
Jace: So why do you want me to tutor you?
Niall: Dad said I’d be a disgrace if I went to school without an A.
Jace: Lol, good luck.
Well Niall, looks like this chapter is all yours.
Niall: Great, let me amuse you with my cleaning.
Jace decided to spend her last few days in the legacy house with her nephews.
Jace: As much as I love them, I can’t say I’m not ready to leave.
They’re really cute.
Niall: I see light over yonder.
Niall: Are you paying special attention to me for some bad reason?
… No! How dare you accuse me of such things!
Family face off. Literally. Pie all over the face face off.
Jace: Well that guy’s a creep huh?
Isaac: DON’T TALK WHILE YOUR FACE IS STUFFED INTO A PIE YOU’RE GOING TO INHALE IT AND KILL YOURSELF.
Niall: *muffled words and then horrid coughing*
Niall: He’s RIGHT.
Isaac: You dummies. You gotta keep your head on the pie. There’s no time to talk during a family pie face face off.
Isaac: Should’t being covered in pie make you smell good?
Father son pillow fight.
Scoping out the girls at school. They’re all a little older or younger than Niall but they would do. Pretty cute as well.
Niall: Hey mom, look at all the cool badges I got.
Tammi: Cool, but you might want to put on some clothes now. It’s below freezing outside.
Niall: Heh, alright ma.
Lennon: RAWR YUM WOOD STICK.
Tammi: I don’t remember middle school, how am I supposed to help you on this?
Tammi: What’s this? We’re you expecting this?
Tammi: Awhhhh BABY!
Right in time too.
Niall: It’s my birthday already?
Niall: I wish for… a really hot new teenage bod!
Niall: WHOO BRING ON THE HOT BOD!
Niall: This isn’t what I had in mind.
Niall: Heh, alright. That’s better.
Niall rolled Natural Born Performer for his 4th trait.
This is his new room. Where’s Jace going to sleep then, you ask? Well it’s her birthday as well. But we will get back to that.
First, this is Jed, Louisa’s first kid.
Jed: Thanks for inviting me to your party, uncle Eli. But can you make that kid shut up?
Eli: Oh I wish I could.
And here’s Jace’s portrait, all finished. She earned the legacy 2 points.
Jace: It’s already time for me to get old?
Jace: And to think my twin sister hasn’t aged a day since she grew into a young adult… sigh.
Jace: Well, at least I’m a successful doctor. All she’s done is sleep with an old guy and steal all of his money when he died.
Peace out, Jace. I’m sure we will be seeing you.
Jace: I hope not.
Tammi: Ewie, yuckie GHOST!
Hmm, your husband is a ghost.
Tammi: Ewie yuckie him too then!
So dramatic.
Eli: You know what I just decided?
Tammi: What?
Eli: I want another boy!
Tammi: Wow, me too!
Yep, 2 boys and they ask for a third one. I didn’t have her eat apples this time, I just left it up to chance.
For snowflake day, I bought the family their very own cars! The jeep is for Niall and the Prius is for Tammi and whoever else.
I’m still impressed with this house. I’m proud of myself for building it.
I had Niall take the aplitude test, because why the heck not.
Niall: Dur dur hur.
Niall: I didn’t get anything.
Go figure. An 845 out of 2500. It could have been worse. Much worse.
Niall: Hey dad, are you excited to teach me how to drive.
Eli: Oh God, stop talking. I’m already dead yet I find myself fearing for my life.
Isaac: Oh I love rocking in the rocking chair with my sweet little grandson.
Lennon: Help me.
Isaac: *dozes off*
Lennon: I think my arm is broken.
Niall: Get out of the way, hooker!
Oh the joys of boyhood.
I have snow disabled in Lucky Palms, and winter is much shorter than the usual time, but the lakes still freeze over. It’s taking a lot of time to get that deathfish.
Lennon: Mommy I’m tired.
Tammi: Mommy doesn’t give a crap if you’re tired or not. Hush up.
Tammi: Oh, something is happenin!
Tammi: I like it better when I go to the hospital. I feel weird with the camera watching.
Tammi: Ewie, a friggen ghost baby!
Percy Lemons, a Couch Potato Virtuoso. His favs are R&B, Chili Corn Carne, and Spice Brown.
Lennon: I’m tiredddd!
Tammi: Your thought bubble is stabbing my forehead.
Tammi: Just stop wining and grow up already.
Tammi: Yay, birthdayyy.
Lennon: I’m so tired I’m going to die. Nah, just sparkle up.
Lennon: *does the robot*
Niall: Oh nooooo.
Prof. Oak: Are you a boy, or are you a girl?
There we go. Cutie. Lennon rolled Sailor.
Lennon: I need a bed now.
Tammi: Time to feed mah fishies.
Tammi: Time to pee in tha floor.
You’re disgusting.
Lennon: THIS IS IN MY WAY.
Where the heck are you trying to go?
Time to play tag in the middle of the night in freezing temperatures.
Nicole: I like that grandson of mine.
Yea, he’s pretty cute.
What are Lennon and Eli up to, you ask? This. All the time.
Isaac: Hello, eldest daughter.
This is Kara’s son, Guillermo.
And I’m ending this chapter on a weird note. Somehow, a cluster of butterfly’s got into the living room. Looks like a really artistic photoshoot. Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I’ve been writing it for a few days, but then I got sick and it was delayed. Yeesh. But it’s out now! 🙂
Alright, see you gators later!
Life's Lemons 