Hey guys! Two posts in one day, who am I? Sick, home alone, and bored. That’s who I am.
Kara: Who is this?
The guy I’m trying to set you up with. Since you’re old now and such.
Kara: Yay, shared traits!
Antonio: I’m married.
Kara: … Bummer.
Just my luck. Well, I’ll keep on looking Kara. Don’t worry.
And look at who came over to Irwin’s invite! I am a matchmaker.
Irwin: So, the weather’s nice isn’t it?
JESUS IRWIN COULD YOU BE ANY MORE HOPELESS??
Okay, Antonio, you can go home now. Please. Before the zombies eat you.
Jace: There are strange things occurring this night.
You don’t have to look through a telescope to know that, Jace.
Jute: Who the heck is this guy and why is he yelling at me in the bathroom?
ANTONIO, GO HOME!
And because Antonio was a douche, Camilla left. Because apparently there were “issues in the group”
Irwin: Hah, I freaking hate you man.
Irwin: I hope you get stuck outside in the winter and freeze to death.
Antonio: Fair enough.
Where are you two going in your formal wear?
Louisa: Kara’s graduation? The firstborn of your legacy?
Mk sassy pants. I was trying to be mysterious.
Are you excited? Cuz you look excited.
Kara: If finishing high school means I get to quit my part time job, I’m ecstatic.
Louisa: Did you really leave our house so you could hang out outside the city hall and do your homework? Imbecile.
Rude, Louisa. She might be your sister-in-law one day.
Kara: I’M STARVINGGG!
Where did your graduation robe go??
Kara: I ATE IT.
Kara graduated with highest honors and won most likely to hack the military facility.
Nichole: It should have been a good idea to send the entire family not even a block down the street to eat, but really you just forgot that half the family is ghosts and they levitate slower than zombies limp.
Dangit, you’re right.
So the family almost starved waiting for Isaac, Eli, and Jute to make their way down the street. But it’s all worth it because Nichole’s famous one star got them a discount.
Nichole: $310 instead of $600? Can you say A-list?
I can but I wont.
Kara made an online dating profile at the library, since I suck at picking out future spouses.
Jace: Will you please bring me home, sister? I’m stinky and about to pass out on the cold marble floors…
Kara: Shut up kid. Can’t you see I’m busy online flirting?
Kara: This heir poll better come soon. I’m tired of fixing toilets.
Isaac: La de da de da. Life is grand when no one’s home.
Isaac: I forgot about that one… Should I be letting her do that?
Eh, it’s fine.
HEY HEY HEY! Promoted again!
Nichole: Yah. I’m tired.
You’re mayor! That means you’ve only got 3 more promotions until you fulfill your LTW!
Nichole: And you see, to fulfill my LTW I need the monies. Wanna invest?
Emma: Heck ya dude.
Easy peasy.
WHOSE THAT. YOU’RE CUTE.
Louisa: Arnulfo Seng. That is a hard name. I’ll call you Arnu.
All of these kids are going to be forever alone if they don’t step up their flirt game.
Kara: I thought graduating meant I got to quit this job.
Not so. But you’ve been promoted! Happy day!
Kara: -_-
Jute: Being a ghost is HARD. Why am I so slow?
I feel the same way.
Jute promptly (not so promptly) floated through the kitchen and passed out.
Arnu: This would make an interesting photo.
Kara: A date? Heck yes.
Kara: Heck no. How old is this kid?
Enrique is on the hunt for a cougar.
Kara: Isn’t it past your bedtime? Go home.
This second generation of Lemons has no luck with love.
Louisa: Don’t jinx us. We’re not all hopeless.. yet.
Louisa: Turning into the new me. Literally. Turning. Get it?
Shut up.
Louisa: Bam.
Kara: LOL SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD.
That’s better.
Nichole: Now she looks like a whore.
Louisa rolled bookworm as her final trait. I picked pervasive private eye as her LTW because why not? Louisa would be a good detective.
Louisa: For sure.
I have plans for house remodel but no patience to actually start.
Kara: Do you like my face paint?
Very festive.
Nichole: I invited you over to my house for the sole purpose of mooching from you.
Sophia: Of course I’ll give you money!
Nichole: So. Slick.
Sure sure.
And it’s someone’s birthday!
Jace: I wish for heirship.
Jace: I change my wish to new hair.
Jace rolled frugal and bad sense of fashion. (sniggers)
Jute: I just impaled myself with my own ponytail.
Irwin: YAY EMERGENCY ROOM!
Jute: Seems that my arm is still intact.
Jute rolled star quality.
Jace: Thank God my wish came true.
The twins are really really cute. They looked a little awkward as children but they have both taken a turn for the better in the looks department.
Alright guys! This is the end of generation 1! I’ll be posting the heir poll shortly. Be sure to vote and have a great day 🙂
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