1.10 DEGHOSTIFY

Hey guys welcome back to the Lemons! I hope you’re all doing well. Seems my under the weather feeling has proceeded to become a very sick feeling. My boyfriend is avoiding me like the plague, leaving me time to hang out with my second favorite thing, SIMS.

Last time we left off with Irwin being stood up by every girl in Monte Vista. Now we return to the youngest of the family.

Eli: Do you think they kicked him out?

Jute: He probably didn’t even knock on the door.

Jace: You’re probably right, sister. He is quite a wuss.

Little did they know, their nerdy older brother was actually chatting up a very pretty female at the festival.

Irwin: So, uh, is that your dog?

*Facepalm* I’m leaving you to your own devices.

Okay this screenshot is PG13 for sure.

Nichole: I’M WINNING.

I’m sure you are.

Kara, what are you doing?

Kara: I’m always the one to fix everything. For once, I want to break something!

Too bad no one but you uses the bathroom sink in this family. Little nasties.

Jace: Where’s the rest of our family.

Kara: The festival. We weren’t invited.

I wouldn’t be too jealous. It took your little ghostie siblings more than 4 hours to float on over.

Irwin: Wow, look at that. We’re both clumsy.

Camilla: Your awkward shyness is really endearing.

Is that a good sign? I have no idea.

Meanwhile, Louisa is chatting up Camilla’s brother, Stacey, in the basement.

Louisa: You like hanging out down here where the sun don’t shine?

Stacey: What?

And Eli ages up in the festival bathroom stall! I’m sorry I forgot about you:(

Jute: Well done brother. Well done.

And BAM. I started using Mater Controller to deghostify the kids all the time. I honestly just hate not being able to see their faces! It sucks. Eli rolled savvy sculptor.

And here’s Jute deghostified as well! Gosh she’s so darn cute.

Trying not to have favorites, but… 🙂

Yea. You try.

Louisa got asked on a date so I sent her to meet him and HER DATE WAS BALDING. AND ALSO HE WANTED TO MEET AT THE DUMP.

Louisa: You annoy me. This situation annoys me. And I want to go home. Bye.

Louisa: I know I’m in a constant state up mood swings, but you’re my favorite sibling and I love you.

Kara: Yea, I know. I love you too.

Too cheesy, guys.

LOOK it’s our handsome founder whose face we haven’t seen since the second chapter.

This is completely out of context but look at this ugly baby.

And whose the father of this ugly baby, you ask?

None other than the butt hole himself, David. That’s what you get for hitting on married women, David. Ugly children.

And and ugly wife. EUGH.

Nichole: Cheer up, my friend. There will be better days. The pain will heal over time.

Nichole: And even though your husband just died, you can spare me some money for my campaign right?

Cold hearted, Nichole.

And in the middle of her fundraising party, she had the birthday I forgot about. Oops.

Nichole: Finally realizing what’s most important. Work!

Old man: I wish she would grow up already and fix the dang TV.

Louisa: I know mom’s getting old and what not, but why is the TV broken?

Isaac: Whose this old woman and why is the TV broken?

Okay, seriously?

Nichole: It’s me, your wife!

Isaac: OH JESUS

Nichole: …

Isaac: Just kidding I still love you.

Nichole: Yea sure.

Other old guy: Okay, but can someone fix the TV now?

EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE TV!

Graceful ager over here. Our first generation is finally at the elder stage… Well, half of the first generation. Undead founder over there is stuck in young adult life stage.

Too bad Nichole can’t retire. She’s going to be working (probably) until the day she dies. Poor thing.

Nichole: Don’t feel bad for me, work is my favorite place to be.

Nichole: So, I’m old now. Will you feel bad for me and donate to my campaign?

He said yes. At least the day wasn’t a total loss.

Jace: How do you like living here Irwin?

Irwin: Apart from being hours away from everything else in town and having to walk 30 minutes to the bus, forcing me to be late for school every day, it’s great! Hey, and your legs aren’t wonked out anymore!

I think this is the first time I’ve caught all the kids in a picture before. Look at all of them, doing their homework, eating cookies… Contemplating the broken TV… Eli is right, TV is the devil.

Eli: Heh, told you.

Jace: *mega eyeroll*

Of course, the family wasn’t all together for no reason! It’s Kara’s birthday!

Kara: I’ve decided to go through my emo phase a little later than usual.

Nah, this is better. Kara rolled frugal as her final trait. I also chose Physical Perfection for her LTW, which means master athletic and martial arts skills.

I also took this picture of her with Nichole’s old hairstyle just to show you how much of a face clone she is. Very cute, but very cloney. As if I’m one to talk, seeing as I’m a direct clone of my mom as well.

Then the family was back to their usual doings, with Jute feeding the cute little chicks.

And Nichole working towards level 10 charisma as if her livelihood depended on it… because it does.

… and Irwin trying to break stuff, because WHY NOT?

Oh, there’s a good why not.

Irwin: It’s not my fault, it’s the mood swings 😦

We’ve cut your regularly scheduled programming to bring you breaking news: Bald orphan roams hillside looking for victims!

Even more: Widowed woman leaves two children on doorstep of unsuspecting household before catching local grocery store on fire!

We will now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Irwin: I don’t know how to paint.

You need some way to take out your aggression that doesn’t involve breaking appliances that no one has any time to fix.

Eli: And then the dog… uegh… how do you say that word?

Jute: Barked.

Eli: And then the dog barked at the tree. The end.

Louisa: I hate this bathroom.

This is what this chapter has been missing, Louisa’s douchebaggery!

This seems like a good picture to leave off on. I PROMISE I don’t have a favorite! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! One more to go until the heir poll and I’m stoked!