Hey guys, welcome back to the Lemons! With all of my picture links fixed once again, I’m ready to post this new chapter. Were almost caught up to where I am in game, which makes me a little happy but also a little nervous. I don’t know how many people will actually be able to vote in the heir pole, since I just started this blog and I don’t really have any reader’s yet.
Anyways, moving on from my rant, we last saw the Lemons celebrating Louisa’s birthday and eagerly awaiting the birth of the next Lemon.
How do you feel about getting a new sibling, Louisa?
Louisa: I feel like I already have two so what’s one more?
Hah, that’s funny. That’s how I feel about it as well. Louisa’s my favorite little one. She’s so sweet and happy all the time. Her good and family-oriented traits really seem to stand out.
Kara: Uh, Louisa? I don’t it’s going to turn out right.
Louisa: Nonsense. Let me just place that here…
Louisa: And, perfect. See?
Kara: I see that this game is full of crap.
Once again, I have no screenshots of Nichole actually giving birth.
Nichole: I don’t know if I’m happy my pain isn’t posted on the internet, or annoyed that you didn’t find it important enough to document.
The older Nichole gets, the more pissed off she is that she hasn’t gotten to go to work ONE DAY since she moved in. I can sense the sarcasm in her lifeless smile.
BACK TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS, this ghost baby is a boy named Eli. He rolled heavy sleeper and athletic. His favorites are French, French Toast (lol oui oui) and the color yellow. And it’s a good thing because he’s stuck piss yellow for life…. death?
Isaac: Does this mean I don’t have to teach him how to walk?
That… that would make sense. But The Sims doesn’t make sense. So no. Enjoy him while you don’t have to teach him anything.
Meanwhile, Louisa decided to help out around the house by taking out the trash. How sweet and helpful!
Louisa: Lol, jk time for school.
… -_-
After the kids left, Nichole and Isaac went back to work on their broken relationship
Nichole: So do you think we can drop this dumb ex-boyfriend label, since it doesn’t make any sense anyways?
I guess that’s a yes? Honestly, I have no idea what is happening in their relationship panel right now. This was the period where I stopped writing notes, which would have been REALLY HELPFUL in understanding their screwed up relationship.
Meanwhile, Irwin was being ignored while his parents made out in the kitchen.
Irwin: They’re not in the kitchen anymore.
Oh, right. One more baby and Nichole can go back to work!
Nichole: I’m being forced against my will to let you impregnate me right now.
Isaac: … but my LTW 😦
Nichole… fine.
SEGUE TO YET ANOTHER BIRTHDAY.
Isaac: I’ll lay you right here where I died. *stares off into distance* From death comes life.
Yea sure, Isaac. We all know you’re so not the brooding type.
I can feel the end coming. The end of teaching toddler skills.
Eli: Are you kidding, when I grow up I’ll be able to float through walls. I say yolo to the toddler skills.
Hah, if I wasn’t such an overachiever I would agree with you Eli.
And just in case you’re curious, this is what Eli looks like de-ghostified. He’s the first kid to inherit his dad’s lips. Too bad you can’t see them in game because of his ghostiness.
Louisa: If one plus one is two, then… urgh dirty dishes are disgusting.
Kara: You know what’s disgusting? The fact that I’m still awake and not sleeping in my warm bed.
I really like Kara. too bad she’s an exact clone of her mother, genetics wise. Her personality cracks me up. Neurotic and eco-friendly just seem too perfect.
Both girls also rolled the wish to visit the graveyard. They went, stood around, and did absolutely nothing.
I tried sending Kara into the mausoleum so she could get something out of her trip, but she wasn’t even in for one second before she came back out.
Kara: Bad idea, changed my mind.
Kara: *clears throat*
Kara: HEAR HEAR, I DECLARE, AS THE FIRSTBORN CHILD, THAT I AM NOW ALLOWED TO ACCEPT MY BIRTHRIGHT AS HEIR. ALL SUCH HEIR POLLS ARE NONEXISTENT AND CLOSED. THAT IS ALL.
Well, your competition is about as noncompetitive as it gets, so you could probably take the heir title without much fuss.
Nichole: TOO BAD THERE’S ONE MORE JOINING THE RACE!
Wow, Nichole, I finally caught you in the act! Hurry, pose!
Nichole: DID YOU REALLY LEAVE ME TO GIVE BIRTH OUT IN THE RAIN?
Heh, ENTERTAINMENT NICHOLE.
Meanwhile, 30 feet away…
Louisa: Say do you hear anything weird?
Kara: Nope, I am completely focused on kicking your butt right now.
Not even a freak out for poor old mommy? Cold-hearted little girls.
WAIT THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED.
Nichole: Yep, now I’m going to starve to death because I’ll have no time to feed myself.
Meet firstborn twin Jacinda, the real girl on the left. Her traits are disciplined and genius. Her favorites are digitunes, ceviche, and yellow.
Twin sister Jute rolled disciplined and light sleeper. Favorites hip-hop, stir fry, and lime green.
That’s three out of six kids with the disciplined trait. I guess I’ll be taking at least one trip to China.
Also, in the insanity that was this day, I completely forgot about Irwin’s birthday.
Nichole: No cake? That’s it. I’m actually going to starve.
No you can live off of cereal. Don’t be a snob… Oh wait.
Irwin: I’m trying to hate these shorts but I just cant.
Irwin rolled loves the cold, making him a clumsy guy who loves to donate to save the penguins (clumsy, good, loves the cold)
Irwin: I feel the urge to wear these out in the snow.
Probably not the best idea.
And that’s not the only birthday I missed.
Kara: Does this mean we will be forced to eat something other than cake?
Yea, don’t try your luck honey. This is a legacy, we won’t run out of cake until your great x9 grandkids.
Kara: Derp
Random creep: Is she legal now?
EW GO AWAY.
Kara grew up to look even more like her mom than before. Her next trait is computer whiz, which I have yet to find out how to fit into her personality which consists of neurotic, friendly, disciplined, and now computer whiz.
Also, there’s a spoiler found in the background of this photo. I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT. Hope you’ve enjoyed our look into the Lemons lives. Thanks for reading!
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